You need WANK-HANDS ON BROOMSTICKS!
New from JML. Probably.
( , Sat 24 Jan 2009, 15:34,
for some reason I'm now imagining mary poppins singing
"wank hands on broomsticks! shit filled mittens! these are a few of my favourite things!"
( , Sat 24 Jan 2009, 15:37,
I would buy them
and i currently have normal sized arms
( , Sat 24 Jan 2009, 15:40,