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This is a link post So easy to misfuel a car.

(, Mon 17 Dec 2018, 14:57, Reply)
This is a link post Let me sing you the Song of my People.
Turn the sound on.
(, Mon 17 Dec 2018, 12:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh fucking hell
Creasing up at my desk here...
(, Mon 17 Dec 2018, 13:08, Reply)
This is a link post slime tango I made this!
You warm it frist, then step away from your partner following the footsteps till you see how far you can go? til ti touches floor or breaks?
(, Sun 16 Dec 2018, 22:23, Reply)
This is a normal post hello

(, Sun 16 Dec 2018, 22:59, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't think it's you he's looking for

(, Sun 16 Dec 2018, 23:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Did you just assume xzjqer's gender???

(, Sun 16 Dec 2018, 23:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Lionel Ritchie's!
(Anton ashally)
(, Sun 16 Dec 2018, 23:57, Reply)
This is a normal post This is a great game if you're six
And even six year olds work out that you should do this outdoors
(, Mon 17 Dec 2018, 0:05, Reply)
This is a normal post I bet the hours just fly by don't they?

(, Mon 17 Dec 2018, 14:49, Reply)
This is a link post Continuing the Dimance Francais theme
This is certainly relevant to my interests
(, Sun 16 Dec 2018, 16:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Just because they're normally too lazy to pronounce an H in a word, it doesn't mean you can just drop it from the word's spelling.
And anyway, in that word, it does affect pronunciation.
(, Sun 16 Dec 2018, 17:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Merci
Je suis desolee (with highly theatrical shrug and barely concealed sneer)
Google translates as 'sorry (not sorry)'
(, Sun 16 Dec 2018, 17:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes, you're a sorry little girl.

(, Sun 16 Dec 2018, 17:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Really?
That's what you've come up with?
In the same spirit (level)'that's you, what about me?'
(, Sun 16 Dec 2018, 17:55, Reply)
This is a normal post You described yourself as 'désolée', that's the source material I was working with.

(, Sun 16 Dec 2018, 18:01, Reply)
This is a normal post sauce material more like
the cheek of you.
edit: plus points for knowing how to do accent marks. I couldn't even be arsed googling that. I'll cut and paste yours for use later. When I'm not in the slightest bit sorry about something else.
(, Sun 16 Dec 2018, 18:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Zéro de conduite. Arrête tes bêtises et tais toi.

(, Sun 16 Dec 2018, 18:08, Reply)
This is a normal post fais rien
mais ca m'amuse.
(, Sun 16 Dec 2018, 18:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Papa?

(, Sun 16 Dec 2018, 20:36, Reply)
This is a normal post fuck off nicole
I'm with my mistress
(, Sun 16 Dec 2018, 20:39, Reply)
This is a normal post fuck off fake stuj

(, Sun 16 Dec 2018, 21:20, Reply)
This is a normal post I loved his act
where did he go anyway. Oh yeah, didn't like getting called out so went straight to hiding2.0
(, Sun 16 Dec 2018, 22:40, Reply)
This is a normal post one reason I've never been interested in participating in cycling as a sport, as opposed to just riding to work, is that I hate those small seats
They hurt your arse, and apparently leads to a fairly high percentage of impotence
Give me an upright stance and a dutch bicycle seat with the springs underneath any day.
(, Sun 16 Dec 2018, 23:36, Reply)
This is a normal post upright stance is fine for short distances
And you can sit up like that for a long way, so long as you don't mind battling the wind more than you have to. But narrow saddles *are* more comfortable. big squashy things will really hurt after upwards of 20 miles. A serious race bike does force you into a flat back position but a reasonable endurance road bike won't. Horses for course, in other words. But you have even tried riding a pony yet, so don't judge.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=GBtLTCRDGhM
(, Mon 17 Dec 2018, 0:07, Reply)
This is a normal post it's basically the nose of the bike seat that does most of the damage
so leaning forward increases the weight and pressure on the perineum, while sitting upright distributes it more widely across the buttocks.
With racing seats, blood flow is reduced by 60% to your wang, and pressure on the dorsal nerve has a high frequency of temporary numbness, with eventual permanent damage.
I've gone on quite a few long cycling trips and always with big arse dutch seats. I totally disagree they're less comfortable. I was the only one not complaining by the third day. Pro cyclists probably just go numb after a while so it stops bothering them, and sex would be a distraction from racing anyway. Trust the dutch when it comes to bikes and dikes.
(, Mon 17 Dec 2018, 1:59, Reply)
This is a normal post On long rides Dutch seats tend to cut bloodflow to the fémoral biceps ...
And you can buy stub nose saddles that let your ball sack dangle in the breeze.
I use a SMP with a downward « beak » that has the same effect.
There are a wide variety from leather, to gel right up to a plank of carbon fibre, and if you lube, it’s much nicer.

As you seem to rather uniformed, bike now have gears, brakes and pneumatic tires amongst other things.

Grandad.
(, Mon 17 Dec 2018, 7:31, Reply)
This is a normal post As a Dutchmen, can I just say
all cyclists are cunts.
(, Mon 17 Dec 2018, 11:21, Reply)
This is a normal post uniformed?
my opinion about pudendal artery compression and the influence of bycycle seat noses is backed up by a little something called research.
www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4690354/
www.health.harvard.edu/blog/biking-and-sex-avoid-the-vicious-cycle-201209145290. I'm aware of alternative seat designs, my dutch seat has a snub nose, but crucially you do not see any pro racers using them, hence my original post about why I avoid racing as a sport.

your evidence-free blather about "dutch seats cut bloodflow in fémoral biceps " is either know-nothings crapping on in cycling forums or more likely speculation you've just pulled out of your own arse. Unless of course you can point me towards a paper that might support you? No? Pity

Always happy to teach the ignorant, son
(, Mon 17 Dec 2018, 13:48, Reply)
This is a normal post This is perfect
we haven't had a good cycling argument on here in ages.
(, Mon 17 Dec 2018, 13:52, Reply)
This is a normal post N=20?
Completely conclusive. You have irrefutable evidence there. No one need ever look into this again.
"A little something called research". You bellend.
(, Mon 17 Dec 2018, 14:13, Reply)
This is a normal post "oooh look at me, I have a limited understanding of sample size " - that's what you sound like
that was merely one study, I found 20 in five seconds, all on the same subject, all supporting my opinion about pudendal artery and nerve compression, which you could have too if you actually understood modern research tools. E.g.
onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/abs/10.1111/j.1600-0404.1997.tb00104.x

www.thieme-connect.com/products/ejournals/abstract/10.1055/s-2001-16248


pdfs.semanticscholar.org/aff8/8e8e86646163b22a5aecc59857b4be09be4e.pdf
www.karger.com/Article/Abstract/52533
By contrast, Research papers talking about femoral bicep blood flow and seat compression: 0

I often wonder why people bother arguing with me. In the end it makes them look foolish. It would much better for everyone if people just agreed with my erudition from the outset
(, Mon 17 Dec 2018, 14:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Just bought m'self a new carbon bike do-da wotsit with droppy-downy handlebars and disco brakes
gonna give it a go with the old clipless and ting. I'll probably fall over. I usually do.

I calculated that since I got it I've put upwards of 40,000 miles on the old bike. Average of 60 miles a week since I got the thing in 2012, quite a few long trips (London-Brighton-London).
(, Mon 17 Dec 2018, 11:24, Reply)
This is a normal post I am considering one of these fancy bikes of which you speak
Put off by all the lycra and taking it seriously that seems to go hand in hand with it
(, Mon 17 Dec 2018, 12:06, Reply)
This is a normal post We'll see how you manage without stabilisers first, Benny.

(, Mon 17 Dec 2018, 14:55, Reply)
This is a link post Gerry Andersons Coronation Street 1999

(, Sun 16 Dec 2018, 16:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha...
Not enough Rover's Return floating off into deep space, though...
(, Sun 16 Dec 2018, 16:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Brilliant
always loved those titles.
(, Sun 16 Dec 2018, 18:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Hey hey
Duo-candles!!
(, Sun 16 Dec 2018, 20:09, Reply)
This is a link post Cock Grip Shafting Sleeves
“The sort of twee person who thinks swearing is in any way a sign of a lack of education or a lack of verbal interest is just a fucking lunatic.”
(, Sun 16 Dec 2018, 14:03, Reply)
This is a normal post "The type of person who swears tends to have the widest vocabulary"
He's never worked in a Tesco warehouse then.
(, Sun 16 Dec 2018, 14:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Or ever ventured out into the real world
among those ghastly proles
(, Sun 16 Dec 2018, 15:32, Reply)
This is a normal post I dunno.
I'm the most potty-mouthed person I know. To the extent that in one of my locals the landlady banned some hapless cunt for swearing at the bar. When, in his defence, he pointed at me and said "He's been swearing worse than me all night." She replied "That's stuj, it's just punctuation with him."
(, Sun 16 Dec 2018, 16:22, Reply)
This is a normal post You're not stuj

(, Sun 16 Dec 2018, 16:37, Reply)
This is a normal post stuj got premabanned .
stuj died.
stuj got his synapses munched on by (^(^;;^)^) TEAM SPIDERS (^(^;;^)^)
There never really was a stuj.
stuj was Bou.
stuj was baldmonkey.
stuj was a strawman-figment of your denty-brained, autismic, bed-wetting, lefty hand-wringing, lack-of-imagination.
No, I'm not stuj.
YOU ARE STUJ!
(, Sun 16 Dec 2018, 16:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Never mind fadge, stuj still believes in YOU.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=RzXuuxnp08o
(, Sun 16 Dec 2018, 16:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, you're definitely NOT stuj

(, Sun 16 Dec 2018, 17:41, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm cool with that
www.youtube.com/watch?v=kQTYZmSCvfc
(, Sun 16 Dec 2018, 17:49, Reply)
This is a normal post I am stuj

(, Mon 17 Dec 2018, 14:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Fuck off cunt.
I've known some Tesco warehouse cogs that were pretty erudite motherfuckers.
And most of them actually knew what 'erudite' means.
Can you claim to know as much as they do about reality tv?
Nope, thought not. Cunt.
(, Sun 16 Dec 2018, 16:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha

(, Sun 16 Dec 2018, 20:49, Reply)
This is a normal post
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(, Sun 16 Dec 2018, 16:47, Reply)
This is a link post Adding bass and drums to beatbox
Beatbox: Nicole Paris
Bass: Elin Sandberg
Drums: Helen De La Rosa
(, Sun 16 Dec 2018, 10:21, Reply)
This is a normal post rip beatboxing

(, Sun 16 Dec 2018, 13:48, Reply)
This is a normal post It gets a click
Mainly as I wanted to hear the original, which is unadulterated thing of goodness. Cheered me up no end!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=0KCt2hAzeW0
(, Sun 16 Dec 2018, 18:53, Reply)
This is a normal post lovely
deserves a proper composition
(, Sun 16 Dec 2018, 20:14, Reply)
This is a normal post All good...

(, Mon 17 Dec 2018, 0:17, Reply)
This is a link post PrimTech!!!
In your face, frocker.
(, Sun 16 Dec 2018, 9:24, Reply)
This is a normal post SPÀAAAAAAAACE!!!

(, Sun 16 Dec 2018, 9:41, Reply)
This is a normal post The joke's on him- Santa's never gong to fit down that.

(, Sun 16 Dec 2018, 12:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Can't wait
until episode 7947 when he builds his first 8 bit computers and rudimentary LAN.

Then he can play MUD.

Thank you, I'll be here all week. Try the fish.
(, Sun 16 Dec 2018, 18:13, Reply)
This is a normal post He'll have a hab in orbit
before either of us manage it.
(, Sun 16 Dec 2018, 20:52, Reply)
This is a normal post No doubt

(, Sun 16 Dec 2018, 23:45, Reply)
This is a normal post always a good watch

(, Mon 17 Dec 2018, 9:49, Reply)
This is a normal post This guy
must have an entire fucking village built by now.
(, Mon 17 Dec 2018, 12:47, Reply)
This is a link post Rogues Like Beer

(, Sun 16 Dec 2018, 8:30, Reply)
This is a link post Floof

(, Sun 16 Dec 2018, 4:45, Reply)
This is a normal post This probably would sound like "floof"
m.imgur.com/gallery/b9ANH2e
(, Sun 16 Dec 2018, 17:06, Reply)
This is a normal post
Poor sod
That's how i felt this morning
(, Sun 16 Dec 2018, 17:19, Reply)
This is a link post Monster by Jennifer Kent
The seed that became The Babadook.
(, Sun 16 Dec 2018, 1:32, Reply)
This is a normal post lovely stuff
thanks
(, Sun 16 Dec 2018, 10:08, Reply)
This is a link post Fork Handles
GC be damned, it's my birthday.
(, Sun 16 Dec 2018, 0:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Wandle Canker!

(, Sun 16 Dec 2018, 0:15, Reply)
This is a normal post happy candlesday

(, Sun 16 Dec 2018, 0:15, Reply)
This is a normal post That would be took andles, shirley?
Well done making it through the past two years though, they weren't the best.
(, Sun 16 Dec 2018, 0:31, Reply)
This is a normal post The place has certainly changed.

(, Sun 16 Dec 2018, 2:04, Reply)
This is a normal post It occasionally gets lively
when the fossilisation process is disrupted by crisps reviews and flouncing.
(, Sun 16 Dec 2018, 8:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Whacks ticks!!

(, Sun 16 Dec 2018, 2:15, Reply)
This is a normal post need a light? \o/

(, Sun 16 Dec 2018, 3:18, Reply)
This is a normal post ÷ 2
Happy candles
(, Sun 16 Dec 2018, 8:09, Reply)
This is a link post i love france
i fuckin love france. Bit naff right now but thats ok
(, Sat 15 Dec 2018, 23:08, Reply)
This is a normal post La France sans manifestations est comme Capitaine Haddock sans la barbe.

(, Sat 15 Dec 2018, 23:16, Reply)
This is a normal post For some reason I thought that
was the tune used in the Big Train sexy puppet sketch, which it isn't. I shall link to it regardless, as I just enjoyed watching it again.
(, Sat 15 Dec 2018, 23:22, Reply)
This is a normal post the tune
but not that version
(, Sun 16 Dec 2018, 0:19, Reply)
This is a normal post
That woman is attractive
(, Sun 16 Dec 2018, 4:43, Reply)
This is a normal post ^sherbs confirmed as a fan of Life Of Agony's singer.

(, Sun 16 Dec 2018, 16:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Earwormy song. She was outrageously pretty (I think anyway)
I used her voice in a track i did.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lh4MCJMOuyQ
(, Sun 16 Dec 2018, 9:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes, outrageously.

(, Sun 16 Dec 2018, 12:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Bit of a gay icon is FH
She was very pretty back in the day. Now must be 70-something.
(, Mon 17 Dec 2018, 14:39, Reply)
This is a link post Tintin Objectif Lune en V.O.

(, Sat 15 Dec 2018, 22:51, Reply)
This is a normal post this is 100% tintin
so much better than our nonsensical brexit malarkey
(, Sat 15 Dec 2018, 23:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Billions of blistering blue barnacles!
It's 52% Tintin, 48% Haddock.
(, Sat 15 Dec 2018, 23:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Haddock taught me that you could be a functioning alcoholic.

(, Sun 16 Dec 2018, 12:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Haddock taught me that concussions are inconsequential if you are inebriated enough.

(, Sun 16 Dec 2018, 12:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Je suis désolée; je ne comprends pas autant Français que ça.

(, Sun 16 Dec 2018, 3:37, Reply)
This is a link post honey badger fucks up the internet

(, Sat 15 Dec 2018, 22:29, Reply)
This is a normal post amazing

(, Sat 15 Dec 2018, 22:31, Reply)
This is a normal post OMFG.

(, Sat 15 Dec 2018, 22:31, Reply)
This is a normal post jinx!

(, Sat 15 Dec 2018, 22:33, Reply)
This is a normal post right, I am flouncing off to bed.
where I will delete this comment.
Then how will you feel?
(, Sat 15 Dec 2018, 22:33, Reply)
This is a normal post I ABHOR CENSORSHIP ON MORAL GROUNDS.

(, Sat 15 Dec 2018, 22:35, Reply)
This is a normal post complain to the mods
and mark yourself NSFW
(, Sat 15 Dec 2018, 22:35, Reply)
This is a normal post I am going to put you on ignore and then post lots of space rocket videos so you are really going to miss out.

(, Sat 15 Dec 2018, 22:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Baboon-proof doesn't stop monkeys getting in either:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=w2BnRs-18io
(, Sat 15 Dec 2018, 22:42, Reply)
This is a normal post It's like an 'I am not a baboon' CAPTCHA.
And it's the only scientifically acceptable way to tell a honey badger and a vervet monkey are not baboons.
(, Sun 16 Dec 2018, 7:15, Reply)
This is a normal post I have no comment on this post
But I want to know which Christmas icon I have
Edit: Oh, so it's a Christmas raccoon or something
(, Sat 15 Dec 2018, 22:59, Reply)
This is a normal post important stuff dude!

(, Sat 15 Dec 2018, 23:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Indeed

(, Sun 16 Dec 2018, 0:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Merry Candles to you
merry candles to you
MERRY CANDLES TO YOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
(, Sun 16 Dec 2018, 12:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Euh!
That's nasty!
Honey badger don't give a shit.
Honey badger don't care.
(, Sun 16 Dec 2018, 13:15, Reply)
This is a normal post This is the least dramatic honey badger video I have ever watched :(

(, Sun 16 Dec 2018, 14:43, Reply)
This is a link post Fire tornado soap bubble
Have you ever wondered what it's like to fill a soap bubble with smoke and then set fire to it?

Well, wonder no more!
(, Sat 15 Dec 2018, 19:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Needs more making smoking look cool to kids...
youtu.be/ohy_mYHmkUI
(, Sat 15 Dec 2018, 20:06, Reply)
This is a normal post That well coiffed young man has forever changed the world of bubble entertainment.

(, Sat 15 Dec 2018, 20:21, Reply)
This is a normal post shall i say it then?
"witchcraft"
(, Sun 16 Dec 2018, 13:10, Reply)
This is a normal post
No wonder he looks so pleased with himself at the end!
(, Mon 17 Dec 2018, 1:47, Reply)
This is a link post dashcam the movie

(, Sat 15 Dec 2018, 16:44, Reply)
This is a normal post If it only had a lugubrious and chippy voiceover in a northern accent, I'd be sold.

(, Sat 15 Dec 2018, 17:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Sgt Keith Rixham is paaaarkked up by the service station at Congleton....

(, Sat 15 Dec 2018, 17:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Hi Dom!

(, Sat 15 Dec 2018, 19:55, Reply)
This is a normal post just so you know
all your stupidest comments are being forwarded directly to the moron police.
(, Sat 15 Dec 2018, 21:01, Reply)
This is a normal post They are one busy police force

(, Sun 16 Dec 2018, 2:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Aww, poor babby.
Why not just go full-Prufrock?
(, Sun 16 Dec 2018, 16:26, Reply)
This is a normal post What's up suckcooker?

(, Mon 17 Dec 2018, 0:34, Reply)
This is a normal post BAMPERSAND

(, Sat 15 Dec 2018, 21:08, Reply)
This is a normal post god i misswhat happened to him i often wonder (when in a car park)
does anyone know? (giva a shit)
(, Sat 15 Dec 2018, 22:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Up to his old tricks by the look of it, trying to woo Dr Who with a night of red wine and kebabs

(, Sat 15 Dec 2018, 23:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Funny story actually
He made a new friend, but long story short, it was a con man who now has all Dom's money and his car or something.
(, Sun 16 Dec 2018, 17:05, Reply)
This is a link post Quite so.

(, Sat 15 Dec 2018, 15:32, Reply)
This is a normal post NSFW
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ECBYEzz2ozE
(, Sat 15 Dec 2018, 15:45, Reply)
This is a normal post That was rightly and properly marked NSFW.
But did you mark it NSFW, or is that a mod edit? It's hugely important that I know, I simply abhor censorship of any kind, and if it was a mod edit, then that was censorship, even if nothing has been deleted, and I'm fine with deleting stuff, because that's not censorship. Clear?
(, Sat 15 Dec 2018, 17:11, Reply)
This is a normal post *Deletes comment*

(, Sat 15 Dec 2018, 17:45, Reply)
This is a normal post *sealions*

(, Sat 15 Dec 2018, 18:52, Reply)
This is a normal post *relevant xkcd*

(, Sat 15 Dec 2018, 19:41, Reply)
This is a normal post *rants and flounces*

(, Sat 15 Dec 2018, 20:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Nice work, Ponce.

(, Sat 15 Dec 2018, 18:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Who are you callin... oh, yeah.

(, Sat 15 Dec 2018, 18:50, Reply)
This is a normal post I always thought calling it Miss Universe was a bit presumptuous

(, Sat 15 Dec 2018, 21:52, Reply)

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