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This is a link post "Siri: show me a tech job advert built entirely of red flags"
I'm not sure this is real. It cannot be real.

CANNOT BE REAL.
(, Wed 18 Jul 2018, 14:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh come on, we've all got some background in tech.
All too real - right down to the EDGY TONE.
(, Wed 18 Jul 2018, 14:48, Reply)
This is a normal post
"Work-life balances are for people who can stand their families"

Yeah, you can get to fuck.
(, Wed 18 Jul 2018, 14:55, Reply)
This is a link post Thanks B3ta for making maypole happen in Darlington I made this!
So, put up a little link to a gif I had made of myself and some others testing out an adjustable maypole crown around street furniture. IT was looking at making an urban ritual, and copying the idea of skateboarders and free runners and how thye make a town gameful and playable. Anyway it got a little feature hear ont his site, and someoen from Darlington saw it, and they got in touch asking us to do it for a fesival they had on Saturday. SO it was great to get a chance ot make it as more of a fun festival thing. So thanks B3ta for the feature, maybe more maypoles will appear.
(, Wed 18 Jul 2018, 9:07, Reply)
This is a normal post HELLO

(, Wed 18 Jul 2018, 9:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Wrapping ribbons around a giant phallus and symbol of fertility are you? Yeah, well good luck with that.
Getting the kiddies involved too are you? I wouldn't have the nerve. Laters!

(, Wed 18 Jul 2018, 9:37, Reply)
This is a normal post I fucking hate flashmobs.

(, Wed 18 Jul 2018, 10:06, Reply)
This is a normal post
Hipster shite.
(, Wed 18 Jul 2018, 10:52, Reply)
This is a normal post so now b3ta is impacting real people's lives?

(, Wed 18 Jul 2018, 12:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Dead behind the eyes.

(, Wed 18 Jul 2018, 13:00, Reply)
This is a normal post You'll be Morris Dancing and blacking up next you absolute bastard.

(, Wed 18 Jul 2018, 13:25, Reply)
This is a link post Cats know there is about to be an earthquake
Surveillance camera in "Cat Cafe Catch", Wakayama City (bottom middle of Japan), during the M5.5 quake in Osaka on 18 June 2018.

The cafe hadn't opened because it was about 8AM. The cats were all fine.

This is 100km from the epicentre, so it looks quite mild - elsewhere 4 people were killed.

Incidentally, I don't think it's anything mystic. They detect the faster nondestructive primary waves.
(, Wed 18 Jul 2018, 8:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Nah, they'd just heard Mary Bale was in town.

(, Wed 18 Jul 2018, 8:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Hardly surprising felines are the first to know about a catastrophe.

(, Wed 18 Jul 2018, 9:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Coincidence?
Or did they cause it? :-)

CaC
(, Wed 18 Jul 2018, 9:04, Reply)
This is a normal post You can't tell from the video
when a non cat human person would first feel the tremor. Also you can hear the sound that gets their attention.
(, Wed 18 Jul 2018, 9:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Pretty much
Animals do tend to notice it first though. I mean, it's like... you could maybe notice it, if you happened to be paying attention - but cats/dogs/cows always seem to notice.

[Based on personal experiences]

In this specific case, I think the P-wave causes a bit of a shake - if you watch the piece of paper, it moves a bit.

I definitely remember noticing one quake "before it happened" - just a sorta wierd feeling a few secs before it hit - but whether there was a bit of a shake that made me feel weird, or whether I heard something, IDK.

Other times, I saw animals react first, and was wondering what had spooked them when the shaking started.

(Quakes are pretty common in Japan - like, maybe once a month - and a bit common in NZ too. I lived in both those places for some years.)
(, Wed 18 Jul 2018, 9:42, Reply)
This is a normal post In any case you couldn't rely on cats for early warning.
Too many false positives. You'll never know if you're about to be hit by a tsunami or a cucumber.
(, Wed 18 Jul 2018, 10:03, Reply)
This is a normal post I quite like a warning for either of those.

(, Wed 18 Jul 2018, 11:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Is this some sort of cat warehouse?

(, Wed 18 Jul 2018, 11:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Cat whorehouse

(, Wed 18 Jul 2018, 12:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Pad sensitivity, whiskers and up to 100x more sensitive hearing than us.
Also, nice collection of fluffeh there.
(, Wed 18 Jul 2018, 11:49, Reply)
This is a link post Last week's Convair CV-340 crash filmed from inside cabin

(, Wed 18 Jul 2018, 2:31, Reply)
This is a normal post "hey we're all going to die"
OMG ULTIMATE INTERWEB VIRAL POINTS

*whips out camera*
(, Wed 18 Jul 2018, 7:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Well, isn't the flip side that there is bugger all that you can do in that situation
So you might as well get some evidence for the poor sap that potentially has to go and pick up all the pieces?
(, Wed 18 Jul 2018, 7:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Personally I'd be making sure I'm secure as possible
Looking around to plot my escape route. Checking what problems the might be (potential blockages after impact, second or third possible route in case first becomes blocked) you know generally trying to increase my chances of survival. But yeah....

VIRAL POINTS
(, Wed 18 Jul 2018, 7:47, Reply)
This is a normal post I'd text Derrick to tell him he's a twat

(, Wed 18 Jul 2018, 13:00, Reply)
This is a normal post better than whipping out something else
a half remembered joke from a Kevin Smith movie
(, Wed 18 Jul 2018, 11:03, Reply)
This is a normal post
Wasn't that Blazing Saddles?
(, Wed 18 Jul 2018, 11:06, Reply)
This is a normal post "I don't think we're going to survive this, and I've never been with a woman before...."

(, Wed 18 Jul 2018, 13:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Wonderboom?

(, Wed 18 Jul 2018, 7:20, Reply)
This is a link post New Primitive tech
Another way of making cement
(, Wed 18 Jul 2018, 0:30, Reply)
This is a normal post he just needs four more, then he can play primitive Yahtzee

(, Wed 18 Jul 2018, 0:36, Reply)
This is a link post He is the very model of very stable genius
Though he has a tiny penius.
(, Wed 18 Jul 2018, 0:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Excellent!
I would applaud Trump as a source of constant amusement if I was only convinced we would make the end of his 4 years without the world becoming a smoking ruin!
(, Wed 18 Jul 2018, 8:29, Reply)
This is a link post UKIP comedy gold
"Okay, so is it just the two of you in the house?"
(, Tue 17 Jul 2018, 23:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Ahahahafuckinghell

(, Wed 18 Jul 2018, 0:01, Reply)
This is a normal post cheerfully macabre chap

(, Wed 18 Jul 2018, 1:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Fucking hell

(, Wed 18 Jul 2018, 5:01, Reply)
This is a normal post He pleaded "not guilty"
His colleague Bill Mountford said "these things happen", "I still regard Steve as fundamentally a decent man".
(, Wed 18 Jul 2018, 5:39, Reply)
This is a normal post is Bill active in UKIP as well by any chance?

(, Wed 18 Jul 2018, 9:12, Reply)
This is a normal post colleague /ˈkɒliːɡ/
noun; plural noun: colleagues

a person with whom one works in a profession or business.

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(Actually, he's the former UKIP councillor for Lowestoft South, and was the only non-Conservative county councillor in Lowestoft at the time)
(, Wed 18 Jul 2018, 9:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Oops
Sorry that title got snarled. It said the pronunciation IPA,but the unicode made a mess. And I don't think we can edit titles properly. And jokes are shit when explained.
(, Wed 18 Jul 2018, 9:25, Reply)
This is a normal post bloody hell
"circumstances beyond his control"

"these things happen"
"I feel equally sorry for both Steve and his now deceased wife."

The guy was also having an affair with his son's partner(and mother to his grandkids).
(, Wed 18 Jul 2018, 10:48, Reply)
This is a normal post yes but he hated brown people so he must be a nice guy

(, Wed 18 Jul 2018, 11:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Read the Transcript...
After reading the transcript of the phone call he explained that he meant to say "I've just *not* killed my wife".
(, Wed 18 Jul 2018, 11:30, Reply)
This is a link post Shirley this number plate is worth more than the car
I'd buy that for a dollar
(, Tue 17 Jul 2018, 22:36, Reply)
This is a normal post stroke of luck as a bonus selling point

(, Tue 17 Jul 2018, 23:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Jesus Wept a 1275 in that huge lump of shite!
Drive, replace head gasket repeat.
(, Tue 17 Jul 2018, 23:29, Reply)
This is a normal post It's the standard A-series engine
As fitted in that '73 variant of a BMC ADO16.

Very reliable engines. Until you bore it out to 1340, like wot I did.
(, Wed 18 Jul 2018, 5:44, Reply)
This is a link post U.S. weapons exports from 1950 to 2017

(, Tue 17 Jul 2018, 20:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Those Aussies are planning something...

(, Tue 17 Jul 2018, 20:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Probably a nice BBQ at the beach.

(, Tue 17 Jul 2018, 21:41, Reply)
This is a normal post those fucking kiwis will never know what hit them
once we're in charge we'll set a maximum height of 5'4 if you want to be an All black
(, Wed 18 Jul 2018, 0:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Shirely most of their wildlife could be weaponised?

(, Wed 18 Jul 2018, 7:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Not so much
It's NZ, not Oz. Typical wildlife there is the pukeko - like a very fat chicken that can't be arsed moving even if you poke it. They're spectacularly docile.


(, Wed 18 Jul 2018, 8:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Have you poked many?

(, Wed 18 Jul 2018, 8:30, Reply)
This is a normal post I can't think of a good response,
but I did just remember a poem about the extinct Moa, which were like a giant (12 foot tall!) version of an ostrich, were also ridiculously tame, and so were all eaten by the early European settlers.

"No Moa, no Moa, in old Aotearoa,
Can't get 'em, they've 'et 'em,
They're gone, and there ain't no Moa"

"Aotearoa" is the Mauri name for NZ, "land of the long white cloud".
(, Wed 18 Jul 2018, 8:53, Reply)
This is a normal post The second war is brewing

(, Wed 18 Jul 2018, 12:40, Reply)
This is a link post 60 years ago, colour videotape recording of a president
Video recordings of presidents, what uses did they think they'd be put to then...
(, Tue 17 Jul 2018, 20:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Earliest surviving colour videotape recording?
Bloody Americans.

Here's one from 1901 - or if that doesn't count because it's not a TV broadcast, here's one from 1949 (but I imagine there are older clips).
(, Wed 18 Jul 2018, 6:05, Reply)
This is a normal post
Your first example is film. Your second example is filmed of a tv screen.
Neither are magnetic video tape.
0/10, must try harder.
(, Wed 18 Jul 2018, 10:23, Reply)
This is a link post dystopian vision of the future

(, Tue 17 Jul 2018, 18:48, Reply)
This is a normal post I've stayed in that hotel. I won a fair bit on a fruity.

(, Tue 17 Jul 2018, 19:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Is that the one with a shark tank?
I didn't stay there - I was usually in Circus Circus - but pretty sure I visited it.
(, Wed 18 Jul 2018, 9:51, Reply)
This is a normal post the headline is misleading
they are asking for the cases to be dismissed, not suing for damages.
To be honest, I think they have a point. I don't think somebody deciding to set up a machine gun nest in their hotel room is the kind of thing they should be liable for, though I'd probably give them a low rating on tripadvisor if I was a victim
(, Wed 18 Jul 2018, 0:40, Reply)
This is a normal post
Room was clean but far too bullet-y
(, Wed 18 Jul 2018, 4:58, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't understand
Why is the hotel suing the victims? For what?

(I read the stories about it, but I still don't understand)
(, Wed 18 Jul 2018, 6:15, Reply)
This is a normal post the victims are suing the hotel, the hotel has applied to have their suits dismissed

(, Wed 18 Jul 2018, 8:18, Reply)
This is a normal post I understand that part but
it says the hotel company is bringing suit against the victims. I guess it's some legal bullshit, but it still puzzles me.
(, Wed 18 Jul 2018, 8:28, Reply)
This is a link post Having breakfast on the edge of Dubai tower

(, Tue 17 Jul 2018, 18:41, Reply)
This is a normal post My hands are sweaty and my feet are going tingly even now after two minutes
That is madness.
(, Tue 17 Jul 2018, 20:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Is that the one the throw the gays off?

(, Tue 17 Jul 2018, 20:06, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't think they're that discerning as to choose just one building for that

(, Tue 17 Jul 2018, 20:12, Reply)
This is a normal post I guess that's why they build them so high

(, Tue 17 Jul 2018, 21:49, Reply)
This is a normal post However nonchalant he looks,
I'll bet his arise is grabbing chunks out of that concrete.
(, Tue 17 Jul 2018, 20:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Arise Sir Lancelot!
...I mean ARSE Sir Lancelot.
(, Wed 18 Jul 2018, 11:28, Reply)
This is a link post Kormac - Saturday Morning TV

(, Tue 17 Jul 2018, 17:27, Reply)
This is a normal post It's like GLC without the laughs.

(, Tue 17 Jul 2018, 19:08, Reply)
This is a normal post This is what I call dad rap
Like dad dance such as Hot Chip and dad rock (we all have examples of that)
But that doesn't mean I don't like it. For me rap went downhill when James Brown samples were replaced by the gangster lyrics
(, Tue 17 Jul 2018, 20:10, Reply)
This is a link post WWE commentary in real life
oh my gawd
(, Tue 17 Jul 2018, 17:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Oy my GOD!

(, Tue 17 Jul 2018, 17:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Quack, quaaack.

(, Tue 17 Jul 2018, 18:15, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't watch WWE
so I almost didn't watch that. Glad I did. Click.
(, Tue 17 Jul 2018, 17:48, Reply)
This is a normal post I also enjoyed the world cup one
youtu.be/2H8EoyH_-64
(, Tue 17 Jul 2018, 18:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Marvellous!
I enjoyed it more than the wrestling one, probably only because I can relate to football better. Both very enjoyable.
(, Tue 17 Jul 2018, 20:00, Reply)
This is a normal post I enjoyed that equally
and I'm the kind of person who didn't watch a second of the world cup and will struggle to tell you who won in a couple of weeks time.
(, Tue 17 Jul 2018, 20:25, Reply)
This is a link post Was thinking about Record Breakers and their domino obsession
Found this. Things have moved on since 1984 it seems.
(, Tue 17 Jul 2018, 13:29, Reply)
This is a normal post
The futility and pointlessness of humanity, demonstrated with half a million bits of plastic.
(, Tue 17 Jul 2018, 14:17, Reply)
This is a normal post What do you mean pointless?
Didn't you see the tiny fireworks?
(, Tue 17 Jul 2018, 15:39, Reply)
This is a normal post and the gong

(, Tue 17 Jul 2018, 16:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh yeah, I forgot about the gong!

(, Tue 17 Jul 2018, 17:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Today I learned that dominos still work underwater
It's been a good day.
(, Tue 17 Jul 2018, 16:05, Reply)
This is a normal post who's tidying that up though eh?
coz there'll be no dinner for anyone until they're all back in the right boxes.
(, Tue 17 Jul 2018, 16:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Some of the dominoes failed to fall over. I hope someone lost their pointless job over that.

(, Tue 17 Jul 2018, 17:10, Reply)
This is a normal post The underwater
dominoes were great!
(, Wed 18 Jul 2018, 10:53, Reply)
This is a link post Blurst of Times

(, Tue 17 Jul 2018, 13:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Excellent.
*tents fingers*
(, Tue 17 Jul 2018, 13:49, Reply)
This is a normal post v.nice

(, Tue 17 Jul 2018, 16:55, Reply)
This is a link post UNCHARTED - Live Action Fan Film (2018) Nathan Fillion

(, Tue 17 Jul 2018, 8:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Would sir like some more cheese with his cheese?
I really enjoyed that. I think they got the tone just right. Sony should take note. They could do a lot worse than just hiring the director, writer and lead of that.
(, Tue 17 Jul 2018, 10:15, Reply)
This is a normal post bit too amateur and fan film for my liking
why not just get the game makers to do it, they've got a far better understanding of film making
(, Tue 17 Jul 2018, 11:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Umm not wanting to state the obvious....
but it does say FAN FILM in the title....
(, Tue 17 Jul 2018, 12:13, Reply)
This is a normal post I know, I'm saying it looks too fan filmy
I'd rather watch an in-game cut scene
(, Tue 17 Jul 2018, 12:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Some info...
kotaku.com/nathan-fillion-tells-us-how-that-great-uncharted-fan-fi-1827634379
(, Tue 17 Jul 2018, 11:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Just watch Indiana Jones init.

(, Tue 17 Jul 2018, 13:37, Reply)
This is a link post Nürburgring madness
Pay a few Euros and enjoy a beautiful track. Taxis, coaches, hearse and wonder where your parcel went DHL driver is doing a few laps before dumping it your garden.
(, Mon 16 Jul 2018, 23:21, Reply)
This is a normal post I was surprised to hear "How Bizarre"
rather than "Stole my car"
(, Mon 16 Jul 2018, 23:33, Reply)
This is a normal post With hindsight this might be more appropriate
bennyhillifier.com/?id=MpH5_Luxqwo
(, Tue 17 Jul 2018, 12:28, Reply)
This is a normal post
That was fun
(, Tue 17 Jul 2018, 9:37, Reply)
This is a normal post 3 seconds
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iu7vySQbgXI
(, Tue 17 Jul 2018, 13:01, Reply)
This is a normal post I want to know what's in the Brazzers van

(, Tue 17 Jul 2018, 18:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Porn

(, Tue 17 Jul 2018, 20:15, Reply)
This is a normal post I believe footage is available from regular stockists.

(, Tue 17 Jul 2018, 22:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, I like a bit of footage myself
Oh, right, video footage
(, Tue 17 Jul 2018, 23:28, Reply)
This is a link post Forest fires, Tom Scott
From a helicopter above the forests of British Columbia, and from the Tree Ring Lab at the University.
(, Mon 16 Jul 2018, 20:16, Reply)
This is a normal post not sure why he needed to be in a helicopter to explain why some tree species have adaptions for fire
must have money left in the catering budget
(, Tue 17 Jul 2018, 5:10, Reply)
This is a normal post The pilot basically flies YT celebrities around for fun
Normally he takes a dog called Bentley along.
(, Tue 17 Jul 2018, 12:36, Reply)
This is a normal post in fairness, it does look like a cheap helicopter.

(, Tue 17 Jul 2018, 16:48, Reply)
This is a normal post I guess
It's a 2011 Robinson R44 Raven II, probably worth about 250,000.
(, Wed 18 Jul 2018, 7:59, Reply)
This is a link post Deadmau5 - Monophobia (feat. Rob Swire) [Official Video]
SmearBalls innit
(, Mon 16 Jul 2018, 19:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Thought we hadn't heard much from Smearballs lately - he's been busy.

(, Mon 16 Jul 2018, 21:10, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm still around!

(, Mon 16 Jul 2018, 23:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Spellbinding work
Huzzah!
(, Tue 17 Jul 2018, 5:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Do you still do the bodywork
then headswap?

Also W/Y/H
(, Tue 17 Jul 2018, 8:25, Reply)
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I've retired as a body double. Not as sexy as I used to be. Bought most of these people on ten24.info and turbosquid. animated with mixamo.
(, Tue 17 Jul 2018, 15:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Jings crivens help ma boab
it is like shopping for a pet human!
(, Tue 17 Jul 2018, 22:28, Reply)
This is a normal post This your work?
brilliant!
(, Tue 17 Jul 2018, 12:23, Reply)
This is a normal post thanks!

(, Tue 17 Jul 2018, 15:25, Reply)
This is a normal post I like this too!

(, Tue 17 Jul 2018, 18:36, Reply)
This is a normal post \o/ Yay!
Bonkers stuff you've got going on there.
(, Tue 17 Jul 2018, 22:44, Reply)
This is a normal post saw the artist once, utterly forgettable
as opposed to this awesome video
(, Mon 16 Jul 2018, 21:12, Reply)
This is a normal post My cat brought one in this morning.
I trod in it.
(, Tue 17 Jul 2018, 11:21, Reply)
This is a normal post I like this!

(, Tue 17 Jul 2018, 18:36, Reply)

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