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I think these bears are dreadful

(bluemerle, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 23:12, archived)

They're in bad taste

and they have abnormal tails

(bluemerle, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 23:16, archived)

Heheh.

D'you reckon he'd glide very far like that?

(tomsk, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 23:19, archived)

hmmm.

is that a disteneded vulva i spy?

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Monkeyboy, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 23:24, archived)

Ummm.....

Not Augustus. He had to have them removed at an early age. The doctors gave him the power of speech and the ability to fly in return, though. It's getting late, and my brain is starting to hurt.

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100% of Gibbon, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 23:06, archived)

and another brave soul...

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aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 23:05, archived)

Looks more like

'Ere mate, wanna buy some knockoff fire extingushers? Genuine knicked, laaaaahvley.

(tomsk, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 23:07, archived)

i thought that too...

but give him a fair chance, first week out, and all...!

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aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 23:10, archived)

Augustus was drafted into the men's doubles

at Wimbledon... but struggled due to his lack of opposable thumbs. Face the ball, Augustus!

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100% of Gibbon, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 22:57, archived)

Nice pic.

But surely monkeys HAVE opposable thumbs don't they, being primates and all?

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priestess I remember when this was all fields, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 22:59, archived)

How lame is this?

I posted the reply to your opposable thumbs message in the wrong place, but I won't delete it and repost it because it's post number 169000. I think I should get some sort of a prize.

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100% of Gibbon, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 23:09, archived)

I agree.

I got posts 111111 and post 66666 and got nothing.
Completely accidentally you understand... Honest...

(tomsk, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 23:12, archived)

I saw that

I think it proved how tired you are.

I counted all my B3ta pics today, hoping to notice my 100th, but it's already gone.

Do I get a prize?

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priestess I remember when this was all fields, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 23:14, archived)

Have a banana:

(tomsk, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 23:22, archived)

Augustus sends his thanks.

He's currently recouperating under my stairs. He'll be back in training tomorrow (he doesn't know it yet, though).

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100% of Gibbon, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 23:30, archived)

I shall be saving myself for number 200000...

might have to book a few days off work in about a fortnight or so to guarantee it

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100% of Gibbon, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 23:25, archived)

I think asda make the ones called George

(Kieren, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 22:54, archived)

From here:

(tomsk, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 22:59, archived)

hehe

nice

(Kieren, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 23:02, archived)

Flamingo

Even though the whole flock admitted Lulu had the best legs,
they all agreed the stockings were going a bit far.

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priestess I remember when this was all fields, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 22:54, archived)

Disturbing

stuff. Yikes.

(tomsk, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 23:03, archived)

woo

sexy flamingo!
ohgodnoooooo.....

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aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 23:06, archived)

Anyone agree that....

....Woody Harrelson looks likely to become one of those 'found dead in hotel room' stories within a year?

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routine has perfected burgers, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 22:51, archived)

Could be.

The Feds probably want him out of the way with all his rational
talk about cannabis. All they need is an opportunity.

It worked on Monroe.

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priestess I remember when this was all fields, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 22:58, archived)

Nah,

Just has to be Bob Down'y of the juniors.

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kaydup, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 23:06, archived)

Anyone else agree

that I'll be one of the first who doesn't give a fuck?

:o))

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witchy is covered in BEES, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 23:46, archived)

i know it's megashit now, but i can't be arsed to turn the telly off

WHY did someone in ally mcbeal just use the word "shag"? they're american, they have no concept of this word.

grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...grumble...linguistic pirates....get your own words......

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bananaman, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 22:46, archived)

Noooooooooooooo

....please dont mention Ally McBeal......

she scares me...thin, skinny, stick walking around...... *SHUDDER*

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JamboM, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 22:54, archived)

it used to be alright

and getting to sit around all afternoon for two months, i've been watching a lot of repeats

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bananaman, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 22:56, archived)

i fucking missed it!

is there a repeat later in the week?

(Kieren, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 22:57, archived)

You are no longer a man

Sorry
It's the law

(Jesus, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 22:58, archived)

AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

STOP IT! STOP IT! EVIL! EVIL!

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JamboM, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 23:01, archived)

Sorry but the rules are very strict

(Jesus, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 23:06, archived)

i agree...

...any bloke who watches that *SHITE* deserves to have there manhood eaten by big evil furry TVs!...

*TUMBLEWEED*...ill get me coat then....*TUMBLEWEED*

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JamboM, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 23:13, archived)

austin

powers has a lot to answer for

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rogan, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 22:54, archived)

They don't know what it means

Yesterday on TJ Hooker he threatened a guy that he would " grab you by the nob and shag you right up the Gary"

He meant that he would take him out to tea.

Foolish!

(Jesus, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 22:55, archived)

Happens all the time...

....I was watching Charlie's Angels on Sky two weeks ago and Cheryl Ladd threatened to 'fist your ringpiece to the elbow' to Jaclyn Smith in a dispute about a lipstick.

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routine has perfected burgers, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 23:02, archived)

Those wacky Yanks

(Jesus, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 23:07, archived)

that`s

genius mr.routine

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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 23:27, archived)

The last photo of little Jimmy alive

What seemed like a nice picture opportunity turned into carnage moments later.

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Pob, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 22:43, archived)

hehehe!

(fucking sicko!) :)

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aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 22:47, archived)

what do you mean?

the little bear never stood a chance!

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Pob, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 22:51, archived)

Second to last actually....

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routine has perfected burgers, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 22:56, archived)

shiiiit...

that took me far to long to spot

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aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 23:14, archived)

lol

lots

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Pob, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 23:19, archived)

the woodlands are safe!

fire fighting kestrels are here!

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aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 22:43, archived)

hehehe

If only the hedgehogs stubbed their cigarettes out properly.
spikey haired yobs they are....

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Pob, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 22:45, archived)

doormouses!

can't skin up properly...hot rocks everywhere!

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aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 22:51, archived)

wouldn't they be dormice?

but wooyayhoupla anyways

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bananaman, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 22:54, archived)

No. I think you'll find

That they are doormeeses.

cue punchline

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kaydup, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 23:10, archived)

Haaaaaaa!

Woo to the brave incendiary-battling airbound mammals!

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witchy is covered in BEES, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 22:46, archived)

Wooooo.

Lovely.
That top one is especially ace.

(tomsk, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 22:46, archived)

Ok: My First Track

right, i doubt this'll work, but we'll try it:

Teejay- Friction (tndncrmx)
this is a remix of my mate dave (Teejay)'s track 'Friction' (Ooh-er missus). Don your drum n socks and have a little listen if you would be so kind :)

this choonage makes up for my lack of photoshopping. due to the fact that i can't fucking hummus.

(Tendency, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 22:37, archived)

Hoooooooray.

Some proper good choonage there matey! Marvellous.
Constructive criticism:
Needs more mid-range I reckon.

(tomsk, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 22:44, archived)

it's ok

you download it now. sorry bout the screw up.

ummm...that was sarcasm cos you couldn't d/l it, right? or was it a proper reply...?

(Tendency, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 22:50, archived)

No, really, no sarcasm.

I got it by cutandpasting the address. I like. Tis very good. Well done.
Woooooooooooooooo!

(tomsk, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 22:54, archived)

thanks! *beams*

more tracks in progress right now, tho not DnBsocks, more funky breakbeats and the like. with funny electro organs and such.

quite chuffed actually, i made that track entirely point-and-clicky. only thing from the original was the main hook/riff. rest is all done by mouse, including all the beat juggles and cuts.

my MIDI keyboard doesn't work :(

(Tendency, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 22:57, archived)

Hooray

for breakbeat. That's my kinda music precisely, in preference to D'n'B even (just). Do keep me informed...

(tomsk, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 23:02, archived)

going to see Mr.Scruff at Cargo, East London then?

thursday 25th july, £8. nearest tube Liverpool St.

(Tendency, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 23:07, archived)

Aye aye.

Probably, although end of July sounds a bit like a bit forward planning to me, but I reckon we might see you there. Wooo!

(tomsk, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 23:10, archived)

woo!

that would be as cool as a lemur drinking special brew. i'll supply you with a pic nearer the time. failing that i'll probably be the one body popping.

(Tendency, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 23:12, archived)

Groooo

ooooovey.

(tomsk, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 23:20, archived)

for a space in a link

you need %20

i.e. this%20space

(Kieren, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 22:45, archived)

Sometimes I scare myself.

What the fuck is going on in my head?

(tomsk, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 22:32, archived)

he looks a bit like

John Holmes, the dead pron star bloke, but without the wings etc...

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 22:36, archived)

He's

a she.
That's why I'm scared. Looks like a man. Isn't.

(tomsk, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 22:37, archived)

here he/she is...

well, John Holmes.

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 22:42, archived)

Woo.

Scary.

(tomsk, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 22:45, archived)

'what the fuck is that?'

i said to the monitor

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aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 22:44, archived)

did it answer?

clever these japanese you know.

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Pob, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 22:47, archived)

i'll give it all up

when it does!

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aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 22:49, archived)

Pretty much the same thing

going on in mine, but with possibly a bit more fish stroke flying mammal influence :)

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witchy is covered in BEES, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 22:45, archived)

Anyone around?

Thought I'd pop in and say hello. Looks v quiet on here at the mo though....

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crab_bloke), Wed 26 Jun 2002, 22:26, archived)

not much going on

someone did a blode tribute, mind.

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bananaman, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 22:27, archived)

I'm here, but

doing proper photoshopping for a change - flyers an' posters for wor deesco on friday night!

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witchy is covered in BEES, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 22:27, archived)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHH!

Hopefully, that's woken most people up

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 22:28, archived)

Sounds a bit like tarzan

summoned any elephants? I'm always accidentally summoning beasts.

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crab_bloke), Wed 26 Jun 2002, 23:06, archived)

for some reason

I thought you'd said you'd been summoning breasts. Probably time to go to sleep soon... I need to deal with the matter.

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 23:20, archived)

Yes mate

you certainly do need to DEAL WITH THE MATTER!

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crab_bloke), Wed 26 Jun 2002, 23:25, archived)

I'm here

But everything I try and do I either can't find the images for or turns out crap. Ho humm.

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priestess I remember when this was all fields, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 22:35, archived)

if you want something to do

then you could try d/ling my new track up there *stand on tip toes pointing upwards*. shameless plug, i know, but who cares.

(Tendency, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 22:39, archived)

*puts hand up*

present... but keep getting disconnected.. and need an early night - job interview tomorrow.. woo!

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popt_art, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 23:03, archived)

Go you!

Good luck and all that.

(tomsk, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 23:04, archived)

ooh cool

what's the interview for?

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crab_bloke), Wed 26 Jun 2002, 23:06, archived)

Woo at last

I have XP sorted and running prperly on my computer.
No using PCAnywhere to see t5he board like i had to do last nite.

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[Coo] is one of the Originals.., Wed 26 Jun 2002, 22:23, archived)

It just

had to be configured?

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Kaiser, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 22:25, archived)

i wouldn't have tried installing xp

if it didn't come with my computer - (tried it on the downstairs computer and it's never been the same since)

simon, can i use your "in my room" pic on PaintMash?

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bananaman, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 22:25, archived)

For sure

You can use my picture, you know where it is or shall i post it again?
And yes, XP did just need configuring properly, me dad did it fine, i did everything the same though, dont know why it wouldnt work though.
O well, it works, all big and bright.
Woo yay

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[Coo] is one of the Originals.., Wed 26 Jun 2002, 22:28, archived)

i nabbed a copy earlier

but haven't put it up, cos i thought i'd better ask

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bananaman, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 22:29, archived)

Yeah its ok

Im glad you like it, or that it fits in with the catogory of your site at least.

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[Coo] is one of the Originals.., Wed 26 Jun 2002, 22:30, archived)

it's not hard to fit in there, mind

if it's hand-drawn, i'll have it

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bananaman, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 22:31, archived)

midi files

The gallery music as a midi from Tony Hart's show might go quite well with paintmash.

Just my opinion though.
Nobody listens to me or the hamsters

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Jimmeh, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 22:52, archived)

this is true

but alas, i have no such midis

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bananaman, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 22:58, archived)

When

you peel of all the Walt Disney™ shit, XP is their best OS ever! I know everybody think it's shite, but I like it...

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Kaiser, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 22:32, archived)

Ive not really played with it yet

Im still trying to import all my Outlook Express folders and e-mails. Next big problem that is.
The its dragging all my stuff from other computers on the network and reinstalling all my programs.
THEN i'll start playing and tweaking it

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[Coo] is one of the Originals.., Wed 26 Jun 2002, 22:35, archived)

There's

far more tweak options in XP than 2000, but that's only great...

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Kaiser, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 22:39, archived)

Hehe

I was bored earlier so i went into Smiths and looked at all the XP books magazines (Geek) one of them had loads of programs to do stuff, but im sure i can find it on the webternet

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[Coo] is one of the Originals.., Wed 26 Jun 2002, 22:40, archived)

Here's a good site:

Shell@

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Kaiser, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 22:45, archived)

there is a

start up shutdown logon picture changer somewhere.
But im looking at that site now anyway

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[Coo] is one of the Originals.., Wed 26 Jun 2002, 22:47, archived)

I'm off, night all

sad how im one of the longest running members, and no1 will say bye to me.....sigh

(Naughty Tortoise, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 22:17, archived)

its cos you're shit m8

only kidding they all say goodbye but you wont see that cos u wont be here.....
goodnight...

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Pob, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 22:19, archived)

I'm going to go cry into my pillow now

hope youre happy

(Naughty Tortoise, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 22:21, archived)

chuffed as a puff with 2 bums m8

;)

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Pob, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 22:22, archived)

Night Night Guy.

Don't let the bed bugs bite.
Have you seen bed bugs? Millions of the ugly little buggers that live in your pillow and crawl into your mouth, up your nose and even into your eyes while you sleep. Eeeeuuugghh.

Anyway, pleasant dreams.

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kaydup, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 22:23, archived)

Goodnight

Please change your name to Gay

That is the end of my advice

(Jesus, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 22:26, archived)

niiiiite!

...

(Rockbus, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 22:26, archived)

nighty

night

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rogan, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 22:28, archived)

Bad bad bad spam.

Recieved this in my inbox, it made me laugh so much i had to put it on my site. All the links have been removed however, as to avoid them getting any traffic =)

Clicky

(Dies Irae, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 22:14, archived)

What a bunch of fucking pricks.

They give $1.95 out of every $20 to a church of your choice? The sad thing is they will make fortunes. It wouldn't surprise me if Jim Bakker and 'Oral' Roberts are on the board of directors. Sorry to rant but these cunts "make my fucking blood curdle".

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routine has perfected burgers, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 22:18, archived)

Yup I

agree. Had to laugh at some of the dodgy sales talk they are using

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DontHaveAClue, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 22:19, archived)

Bastard I wanna sign up! Leave the links!!

Love the look on the kids face in the top banner -
" I just saw my first titties and it's all thanks to Christian Internet Access"

(Jesus, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 22:20, archived)

i got that the other day too

didnt read it though, if its stopping porn then why is that boy so excited?

compleatly put me off

(Kieren, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 22:21, archived)

cos

he has seen nuns on the run and he has a toilet fetish.....

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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 22:26, archived)

actually

it looks like he's actively downloading all the porn/terrorism/hate

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bananaman, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 22:38, archived)

pat boone...

....looks prime for potatoshopping...

(karlos, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 22:36, archived)

where is the b3ta m3ssing3r

my shortcup is broked

(Kieren, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 22:07, archived)

A href

shhhh its a secret

(Naughty Tortoise, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 22:10, archived)

beat you all

nah nah

(Naughty Tortoise, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 22:16, archived)

It's the

search page

That's a secret.

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kaydup, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 22:19, archived)

here

http://www.flibz.com

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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 22:12, archived)

thank you

all

(Kieren, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 22:16, archived)

http://www.flibz.com/m2/

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JayBeeEmm, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 22:14, archived)

Good night

m8s.

(MJFallout has not posted anything for many many years, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 22:03, archived)

a feeble attempt m8

u only just got here.....

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Pob, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 22:04, archived)

christ's fat cock...

...i'm shit at this pottyshopping game:

right - I'm off to the pub for beer and cigs....

(karlos, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 21:49, archived)

I really

like that.

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rogan, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 21:53, archived)

Fat WHAT?

(Jesus, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 22:05, archived)

Night all

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Wed 26 Jun 2002, 21:43, archived)

sweet dreams

(Hippy_dippy_flowery, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 21:46, archived)

nightie night

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Pob, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 21:46, archived)

night pp

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JayBeeEmm, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 21:46, archived)

evening chompy...

...

(Rockbus, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 21:46, archived)

Night Pizza

Early night for you.

Sleep tight.

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priestess I remember when this was all fields, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 21:49, archived)

Nite

Mr P

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DontHaveAClue, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 21:50, archived)

buenos noches senor pizza

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Monkeyboy, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 21:58, archived)

nighty night

oh bugger, you've already gone :(

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 21:58, archived)

Hawdy!

How did your Linux adventure turn out?

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Kaiser, Wed 26 Jun 2002, 22:10, archived)

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