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This is a link post This person exists
"He's hurled racist and homophobic abuse at people, exposed himself while hanging from a tree and grabbed a woman's bottom - now he's bottled a cop"

Edit: 12 and a half years!

www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-manchester-news/anthony-woodhead-robertson-manchester-crown-15837136
(, Fri 15 Feb 2019, 9:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post never trust the boss-eyed

(, Fri 15 Feb 2019, 9:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post Classic Brexiteer

(, Fri 15 Feb 2019, 14:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post There but for the grace of God go I

(, Fri 15 Feb 2019, 14:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post What the fuck is wrong with him?

(, Fri 15 Feb 2019, 14:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post He's poor.

(, Fri 15 Feb 2019, 15:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post So am I
That behaviour hints at something more than bloody-mindedness.
(, Fri 15 Feb 2019, 16:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post Is it just me or does he resemble butt-head?

(, Sat 16 Feb 2019, 16:44, , Reply)
This is a link post This person does not exist
A parade of replicants

(background)
(, Fri 15 Feb 2019, 8:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post Not bad, but as always currently
generated people seem to have 'random slightly out of focus patch syndrome' where there are patches of the images that are slightly out of focus (mainly on the face) and these don't match up with the physical reasons that cause objects in an image to be out of focus, those being more related to distances from the lens than difficulty of generation. Instead, it is hard to generate parts, like an eye (sometimes just the one), or the junction between a jumper and a neck where the jumper is out of focus but the skin right next to it is not.

Once you see it, you will always spot the current generation of generated faces. It is like someone's child played with the pictures and had a small amount of vaseline on their fingers then their parent tried to wipe it off and only got most of it.
(, Fri 15 Feb 2019, 10:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, I noticed that too

(, Fri 15 Feb 2019, 10:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post AIs never work the way even the people working on them think they work.
Humans have part of their sight-processing abilities hard wired; it's not all learned. Whereas 'learning' AIs often turn out to be focusing on completely unexpected factors. Like concentrating on textures rather than outlines in the visual field:
www.theregister.co.uk/2017/11/06/mit_fooling_ai/
(, Fri 15 Feb 2019, 14:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post i used to be a (insert previous occupation here) like you, then I took an arrow in the knee.

(, Fri 15 Feb 2019, 10:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post teeth alignment needs some work!

(, Fri 15 Feb 2019, 11:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think I have just seen the woman I am going to marry.

(, Fri 15 Feb 2019, 18:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post Someone fictional?

(, Sat 16 Feb 2019, 12:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post That was the joke.

(, Sat 16 Feb 2019, 23:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post It really struggles with glasses and earrings
but some of them are really quite convincing.
(, Wed 20 Feb 2019, 0:23, , Reply)
This is a link post Bobby Ford’s Derringer with a bit of GC
If you find this NSFW, your boss is a Puritan with the bishops shepherds staff holding his back straighter than a bible’s spine.
(, Thu 14 Feb 2019, 19:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post almost a ladieshome companion

(, Thu 14 Feb 2019, 21:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post It has a very small cock in its butt?
On second thoughts... no.
(, Wed 20 Feb 2019, 0:29, , Reply)
This is a link post Painting is good for you

(, Thu 14 Feb 2019, 18:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post they just want rooms redecorated

(, Thu 14 Feb 2019, 21:42, , Reply)
This is a link post remember how close we came to having this aching simpleton in charge of it all
It could still happen of course. Mental
(, Thu 14 Feb 2019, 16:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post I can't even watch that

(, Thu 14 Feb 2019, 16:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post she's not even the worst they've got to offer which is quite incredible when you think about it

(, Thu 14 Feb 2019, 16:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post For me the most incredible thing
it that there is an open tory goal, Corbyn is being shown it, told to just kick the ball there, right there, into the goal and his team will win then everyone is walking away and being quiet so as not to disturb him, and then he is turning around 180 degrees and trying to kick the ball into his own goal. The tories are even taking the piss out of him for it.

He is as bad as anything they have.
(, Fri 15 Feb 2019, 10:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post yes he's a hopeless tit
But he's not as bad as that tory one who spends his spare time stuffing his face with crisps and crying. Or The Longest Streak of Piss in The World, he's worse. Or Nadine Dorries
(, Fri 15 Feb 2019, 10:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post Not watching, just eaten.

(, Thu 14 Feb 2019, 17:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post yes.
otoh do we really have someone better right now? i mean, could she really do a worse job than may? how?
(, Thu 14 Feb 2019, 18:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post after the sheep and butterfly contrbution at ag and fish, i hope not

(, Thu 14 Feb 2019, 18:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Although your point is utterly valid, Leadsom is even more religiously bonkers than May..
(, Thu 14 Feb 2019, 20:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post by being both dim and patronising at the same time
That's her usual tactic
(, Fri 15 Feb 2019, 8:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post I don't think that Terri is dim.
She is, however, terrified and pig-headed.

Leadsom does not need to be pig-headed, because she is genuinely too dim to understand what's going on.
(, Fri 15 Feb 2019, 10:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post yes I was talking about Leadsom
May isnt dim and knows how deep the shit is we're all in and has done all along. I'd rather have someone with some awareness of that in charge on balance. Even if she doesnt have the faintest idea how to get us out of it
(, Fri 15 Feb 2019, 11:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post Think you are being a bit generous about TM there.
She most likely knows, but does not care, that maybe makes her worse? I don't want to set this up as competent evil vs incompetent evil as neither of them appear to have any competence at all, maybe May is skilled at somehow keeping her job, that seems to be about it.
(, Fri 15 Feb 2019, 11:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post "maybe May is skilled at somehow keeping her job"
From this distance (US) that does seem to be the case, but even in that I see incompetence. She's only keeping her job right now because no one else really wants it. All the no-dealers need to do to get their way is to keep disrupting the process, and there's no personal risk or cost in that. That's probably a fairly obvious analysis, I'm very much out of the loop, there's enough going on here to worry about :)
(, Fri 15 Feb 2019, 12:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post
About spot on
(, Fri 15 Feb 2019, 15:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post Brexit was always a poisoned chalice for whoever had to implement it.
My guess is that it will increase class division.
(, Fri 15 Feb 2019, 16:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post SCUM
All of them. Andrea Leadsom married to a Hedge Fund Manager. So no inconvenience to them if we go tits up. Will be mop up time and money to be made and stashed overseas.
(, Thu 14 Feb 2019, 22:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post I for one feel much safer
knowing that she's raised children.
(, Fri 15 Feb 2019, 10:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Oh no
(, Fri 15 Feb 2019, 15:19, , Reply)
This is a link post Discovery Channel UK has been streaming the first 30 seconds of "Honey: How It's Made" for approx 24 hours
Still going.
Nobody seems to know why.
Edit: It was looping every 30 secs; now it's looping approx every 4 mins 43 secs.
(, Thu 14 Feb 2019, 16:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post Honey I shrunk the stream

(, Thu 14 Feb 2019, 16:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm hungry now

(, Thu 14 Feb 2019, 16:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post Mainstream Beeist propaganda

(, Thu 14 Feb 2019, 16:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post longer than 30 sec now
does that mean it's beehiving itself?
(, Thu 14 Feb 2019, 16:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post That stung

(, Thu 14 Feb 2019, 16:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Seems it was 30 secs for about 16 hours. Now about 4 mins 43 secs.
(, Thu 14 Feb 2019, 16:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post Just change the channel.

(, Thu 14 Feb 2019, 17:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post maybe he wants to stick with it

(, Thu 14 Feb 2019, 18:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post
The bees are actually flat. It's just a fisheye lens. Bees can't fly, it's CGI. You can see the honeycomb waving. Honey always finds its level.
(, Thu 14 Feb 2019, 18:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post Reminds me of this incident
www.irishtimes.com/business/media-and-marketing/rt%C3%A9-infuriated-after-prime-time-technical-glitch-1.1712066
(, Thu 14 Feb 2019, 19:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post as its the discovery channel and without looking it up, can anyone guess what programme was supposed to be on next
Lesser known railway journeys: Peru?
(, Thu 14 Feb 2019, 18:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post Sharks probably

(, Fri 15 Feb 2019, 10:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post I assume this is designed to wake a sleeper agent
or such.
(, Thu 14 Feb 2019, 21:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post In their hexagonal cells?
Maybe Discovery are buying BuzzFeed.
(, Thu 14 Feb 2019, 23:44, , Reply)
This is a link post Will Britain be first to build a really useful quantum computer? I made this!
Stupid Qubit - Quantum Computing for the Clueless, episode 2

A Brexit special* of sorts - where we investigate Britain's ion-trapping quantum computing efforts with the help of three of the UK's top physicists, two of whom are German.

Plus:
-Why does Microsoft want to tie knots in spacetime?
-Adiabatic award
-Quantum News
-Quantum Questions
-QUBIT GIVEAWAY!

Link points to 'visually enhanced' YouTube version for those who like their podcasts with trippy sound-reactive graphics and annoying scrolling captions. Everyone else visit https://stupidqubit.com or subscribe via your preferred podcast portal (probably from tomorrow).

*as in 'special needs'
(, Thu 14 Feb 2019, 13:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post was it a Quddly Soft-toy Qubit?
Will the first game ported to a quantum computer be Q*bert?
(, Thu 14 Feb 2019, 18:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post Badoom-tish!
See vid endframe - Quthbert the Qubit on a Q*Bert board. And no, it's not a Quddly Quthbert. :)

(p.s. Disappointingly, the first quantum game was Battleships.)
(, Thu 14 Feb 2019, 18:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post maybe all the targets will appear to be innocent merchantmen and you're actually playing Q ships

(, Fri 15 Feb 2019, 20:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post I've been waiting ages for this you cunt

(, Thu 14 Feb 2019, 21:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post Eloquently put

(, Thu 14 Feb 2019, 22:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's cos it TAKES ages, jizzwit
Hope it was worth the wait
(, Thu 14 Feb 2019, 23:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post Obvs

(, Fri 15 Feb 2019, 6:40, , Reply)
This is a link post This Guy is campaigning to get a statue of Eazy-E put up in Newhaven, for reasons
"The rapper has no links to Newhaven and, while they have yet to formally respond to Stevens, the council said they have “no idea who Eazy-E is.”
Deputy mayor Graham Amy added: “I’ve lived all of my life in Newhaven and I’ve never heard of him, not a clue. I’m 72 years old and more of a Beatles fan than anything. If I had my way I would have statues to them around the town.” Stevens responded by saying The Beatles “suck”."
(, Thu 14 Feb 2019, 13:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fuck me. That's barrel-scraping journalism, even for the NME.

(, Thu 14 Feb 2019, 13:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post He's right.
The Beatles suck.
(, Thu 14 Feb 2019, 15:49, , Reply)
This is a link post GOATYOGA
No, it's not a heavy metal band.
Also, that lads got the right idea
(, Thu 14 Feb 2019, 12:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post 10 seconds was enough to realise that I have no interest in watching any more.
If I want to see a goat being suspended by two wooden planks then I would just watch a heavy metal band.
(, Thu 14 Feb 2019, 13:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's a shame
If you'd made it to about 1:30 then you could have experienced the horrible overlapping music tracks.
(, Thu 14 Feb 2019, 17:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well, darn.

(, Thu 14 Feb 2019, 17:37, , Reply)
This is a link post Happy Valentines Day
Must be one of you guys, surely?
(, Thu 14 Feb 2019, 12:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post
I think the line was crossed there
(, Thu 14 Feb 2019, 13:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post Definitely, the wife's acting is fucking atrocious.

(, Thu 14 Feb 2019, 13:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post {:-)

(, Thu 14 Feb 2019, 13:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post The baby's side eye glance was good.

(, Thu 14 Feb 2019, 16:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post best supporting actor

(, Thu 14 Feb 2019, 20:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post Haha!
That print on the doormat and her sweatshirt say it all really.
Edit: just found that this is from a channel with the same couple doing all kinds of scripted pranks. What a pity...
(, Fri 15 Feb 2019, 15:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post Seriously fucking sick of these two.
FB's full of them. Right from their first video, not once does she say "Why are you filming me?" when he's evidently filming her. So she's obviously in on it. Even if she doesn't know exactly what MADLADBANTS 'prank' he's going to pull next, she damn well knows how she should 'react'.

Nobody that honestly suffered from repetitive pranks wouldn't see a phone filming them and say "Oh fuck, what now?" but she never acknowledges it.
(, Sat 16 Feb 2019, 21:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post Was it a Fire-ish Wolfhound?

(, Thu 14 Feb 2019, 13:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post No, a Char-Pei

(, Thu 14 Feb 2019, 14:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's a pyromeranian

(, Thu 14 Feb 2019, 15:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post Not as dangerous as a Weimaranersonist

(, Thu 14 Feb 2019, 16:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post Burnese mountain dog obviously

(, Thu 14 Feb 2019, 16:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hot dog?

(, Thu 14 Feb 2019, 19:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post Sparky?

(, Thu 14 Feb 2019, 20:20, , Reply)
This is a link post Prince Phil not getting prosecuted over crash he likely caused.
Well, no shit. Right after 'voluntarily' giving up his Driving Licence, too!
(, Thu 14 Feb 2019, 10:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think this is more or less what would happen to a normal 97 year old in similar circumstances
ie they'd have to give up their license to avoid a prosecution
(, Thu 14 Feb 2019, 11:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post Perhaps he could start a crowdfunding campaign, to pay for someone who could drive him about when he wants to go somewhere.

(, Thu 14 Feb 2019, 11:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post You'd think the kids could help out, but they're probably all off somewhere with things to do and children of their own.
Still, free TV licences, eh?
(, Thu 14 Feb 2019, 11:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post He already has one of those.

(, Thu 14 Feb 2019, 12:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh right

(, Thu 14 Feb 2019, 21:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post after all he's done for this country *sniff*

(, Thu 14 Feb 2019, 16:25, , Reply)
This is a link post Dark Edge Chocolate

My friend makes chocolate. It tastes nice and he has some "dark" designs. He's just opened for business on this website (and Facebook page), so stop by and show him some love if that's your thing.
(, Wed 13 Feb 2019, 20:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post might consider this
before brexit
(, Wed 13 Feb 2019, 20:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post Looks yum
What's more horrific is the use of the word Alphabeticall!! THE HORROR!
(, Wed 13 Feb 2019, 20:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post I, for one, have purchased a bar on the back of this.
Any Nigerian Princes out there?
(, Thu 14 Feb 2019, 21:37, , Reply)
This is a link post boobs and pussies

(, Wed 13 Feb 2019, 20:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post That was done years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9upTLWRZTfw
(, Thu 14 Feb 2019, 8:17, , Reply)
This is a link post Properly gutted about this
NASA confirms Mars rover Opportunity is dead.

Scott Manley's take on it:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=w2oFtu_KAbI
It's last message: "My batteries are low, and it's getting dark."


Relevant XKCDs:
xkcd.com/2111/
xkcd.com/1504/
xkcd.com/695/
(, Wed 13 Feb 2019, 20:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post not dead, just waiting for someone or something to come and fix it

(, Thu 14 Feb 2019, 6:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post No no he's not dead, he's, he's restin'!

(, Thu 14 Feb 2019, 10:13, , Reply)
This is a link post Brexit Simulator.

(, Wed 13 Feb 2019, 19:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post no food shortages, all to be idyllic, food hand outs will be announced
Weena, Weena, chicken dinner
(, Wed 13 Feb 2019, 19:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'd like to eat Weena...
Erm...
(, Wed 13 Feb 2019, 20:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post mor luck to you
Bit gamey by now
(, Wed 13 Feb 2019, 22:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's the thing about time travel...

(, Wed 13 Feb 2019, 23:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post she might be forever youthful but you'll continue aging
Unrelated horrible thought, the appeal of time travel to sexual predators.
(, Thu 14 Feb 2019, 6:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post "Papers Please" is a great game.

(, Wed 13 Feb 2019, 20:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post Brexiter simulator
www.tinyurl.com/ybh9q67l
(, Thu 14 Feb 2019, 11:35, , Reply)
This is a link post "Even brave men won’t take rubbish out"
The polar bear situation in Belushya Guba on one of the islands of the Novaya Zemlya archipelago
(, Wed 13 Feb 2019, 17:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post
I like polar bears
(, Wed 13 Feb 2019, 17:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post
i like traffic lights
(, Wed 13 Feb 2019, 18:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post I like traffic lights

(, Wed 13 Feb 2019, 18:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post I LIKE TRAFFIC LIGHTS

(, Wed 13 Feb 2019, 18:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post what?

(, Wed 13 Feb 2019, 19:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post HE LIKES TRAFFIC LIGHTS

(, Wed 13 Feb 2019, 19:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post
HE LIKES TRAFFIC LIGHTS!
(, Wed 13 Feb 2019, 20:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post BUT ONLY WHEN THEY'RE GREEN

(, Wed 13 Feb 2019, 20:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post I like traffic lights

(, Wed 13 Feb 2019, 22:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post Although my name's not Bamber

(, Wed 13 Feb 2019, 22:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post I've changed my mind.
I Like Chinese
(, Thu 14 Feb 2019, 2:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post they only come up to your knees

(, Thu 14 Feb 2019, 7:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post How very considerate of them

(, Thu 14 Feb 2019, 9:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post
So I guess we'll need waders instead of wellies then.
(, Thu 14 Feb 2019, 11:21, , Reply)
This is a link post Tiny goats in sweaters make everything better
A bit long though
(, Wed 13 Feb 2019, 17:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post Disappointed that no cats where harmed in the making of this.
CAC & GAA
(, Wed 13 Feb 2019, 17:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post Disappointed they're not wearing trilbys

(, Wed 13 Feb 2019, 21:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post
I swear I first read the last word as "bleatier" and wondered how the sweaters made a difference
(, Wed 13 Feb 2019, 19:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post Depends on how tight they are.

(, Wed 13 Feb 2019, 21:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post GOATS!!!
That's as high a pitch and as loud as possible.

Now put them in high heels.
(, Wed 13 Feb 2019, 19:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post You dirty fecker

(, Wed 13 Feb 2019, 21:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post Haha
Goats need rigorous testing.
(, Wed 13 Feb 2019, 22:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post Is that what you call it?

(, Thu 14 Feb 2019, 13:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post Needs more yelling

(, Wed 13 Feb 2019, 21:28, , Reply)
This is a link post All this Eastern European music remind me of this.

(, Wed 13 Feb 2019, 16:29, , Reply)
This is a link post Make it a night you'll remember with new Guinness Clear™
Guinness' attempt to corner the tap water market before Brexit
(, Wed 13 Feb 2019, 15:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post Obvious tongue in cheek tone from the start,
but such a relief to see the dispenser at the end.
(, Wed 13 Feb 2019, 16:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post Needs more Phat Planet

(, Wed 13 Feb 2019, 21:35, , Reply)

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