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I once, accidentally, punched a racoon.

It had wandered into my tent, I was half asleep and thought it was a mate pratting around. There was a yelp and then all hell broke loose.

What have you been attacked by?

(, Thu 2 Jun 2005, 9:39)
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My old man's bell end
We thought it would be nice to get some rats as pets. When one ran up my fella's touser leg he came to the realisation that it 'felt quite nice', so he wouldn't let poor Fudgy out. Next thing I know he's ripping his pants off and dancing around the front room pulling Fudgy reluctantly off his knob. She just sits on the floor looking a bit shocked watching him hopping about peeing blood onto the floor. The doctor sewed him up, but I wouldn't have. The fucking pervert.
(, Fri 3 Jun 2005, 20:02, Reply)

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