Apologies if someone has already posted something similar...
I used to work with this guy called Darryl, and we always had a right laugh in the office - everything from telling each other obscene jokes to discussing how well or badly our fantasty football teams were doing (how well for him, how Portsmouth for me).

One day during the fuel crisis back in 2000, he said to me about his girlfriend: "I asked Zoe to dress up as a nurse last night." I started mentally preparing myself to congratulate him on whatever kinkyness he was about to describe to me, though I think I would've stopped just short of a high five. "She winked at me and jokingly asked me why, and I told her because I needed her to get me some petrol."

I instantly realised that he'd heard it on the radio or something that morning, but that didn't stop me pissing myself laughing and fighting the urge to high five him anyway.

It won't surprise you to learn that I can be quite easily pleased at times.
(TheAmazingMeatMan ™ can't sing, but he's got soul, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 12:11, 2 replies)

Christ
People and their mong-chariots eh?
(Monchberter Can't go wrong with Doom, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 23:40, closed)

Mong-chariots?
WTF? If you're gonna take the piss, at least make what you're saying obvious and/or funny.

Wheelchairs...mobility scooters...the 'special' bus? Do I have to Google this shit to make sense of it?
(TheAmazingMeatMan ™ can't sing, but he's got soul, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 6:57, closed)