Blood! Drunken Debauchery! Superglue...
In a fit of mind-numbing stupidity I elected to go to Chicago with my IB class. Now in my high school, IB can pretty much be directly translated into pretentious pseudo-intellectuals the school system has arbitrarily designated as "smart". Regardless, there were a few amusing and intelligent individuals, basically my friend Paddy*. This ties into the QOTW because of Tom*. Tom joined the rest of the kids in getting completely and utterly wasted.

Over the course of the night everyone is hitting various stages of drunken debauchery and quitting drinking, because they're responsible mature twats. Tom hits this level without realizing it. He keeps drinking and promptly trips, landing face first on the corner of the table. Que blood gushing down his face as the responsible children look on, dumbfounded.

After watching the girls stare awkwardly for a moment, a very drunk Paddy walks over and starts poking at Tom's head. He then searches the hotel room for superglue or a needle and thread and somehow manages to find superglue amid the clothing, people, and bottles. Despite being quite inebriated, Paddy glues Tom's head back together and stops the bleeding. Everyone continues partying until they leave for home.

Upon arrival, Tom's father meets up with them and is told that he walked into a door frame at the art gallery and that Paddy fixed him up. He decides Tom will be going to the Urgent Care center anyway. The amusing bit? When the nurse there saw Tom's head she informed his father there was no need for stitches as he'd already been seen to by a professional...

*names may have been changed to protect the somewhat innocent

Be gentle, it's my first time. ;-)
(CaffeineFiend, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 23:26, 1 reply)

Ooooooh
Stealing DP's headline styleee! I thought it was weird he was going to Chicago until I scrolled down...

I am somewhat glad he didn't find a needle and thread....
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 17:01, closed)