Ahh Euro Disney
Super, great smashing... what a place, crap american food with the world renowned service of the French!

A couple of years ago a group of us went to Euro Disney for a few days travelling by the Eurostar. So carless of an evening it appeared we were obliged to go to the plastic american village outside. Hungry and with two kids tired out and almost asleep in buggies we queue for the Rainforest Cafe. An attractive young lady asks us how many there are, I reply, but ask whether it is possible for us to have a table with space where we can keep the kids in the buggies without causing disruption. The little attractive french filly smiles and helpfully phones up to enquire. ....Bloody hell better than those other Frenchies whom really had shut the shops/cafes etc when the rain started during the day inside the park WTF....hardly any "you English pig" attitude at all.
To make conversation with the beauty I ask whether the "prices around have increased with the recent Euro introduction" (something I had heard happened)and man were the prices steep there.
"Non it has always been expensive here, too expensive for the French" came the demure response.
"well not just the French it is pretty expensive for the English too." I respond gazing at her wonderfull eyes and noticing a slight narrowing of them.

"WELL YOU SHOULDN'T BE SPENDING ALL YOUR FILTHY MONEY BOMBING THE IRAQI'S THEN SHOULD YOU!!"

Shocked we proceed up to to be seated knowing full well she was going to be back on that phone "Give the English Pigs on the spacious table extra spittle in their food"

So American plastic themed tat, junk food, shite service and spittle. and all for 250 pounds...lucky we just had cokes!
(Froddo, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 22:40, Reply)