Crazy Relativescurvylittlegoth writes, "My Grandma is crazy, crazy mad. As well as regularly putting curses on us all, she once fell asleep in the armchair on a sunny afternoon, Barley Wine in one hand, Peter Stuyveson in the other, only to wake up several hours later to a Darth Vader sounding fireman. She thought she was in HELL as the smoke and flames billowed round her..."
Are any of your relatives this loopy?
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chthonic, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 15:59)
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Not me a friendWent round to see his Grandma the other day, when he got there he noticed her false teeth in a bowl of water on the kitchen worktop. He picked it up said 'Why aren't you wearing your teeth?' and showed her the bowl.
She dipped her finger in the water, tasted it and said 'No thanks, i'm not that hungry' and wandered off.
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 15:04, Reply)
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