Embarrassing InjuriesSometimes your mind isn't quite on the job in hand, the throes of passion get, well, passionate and something goes painfully wrong. Ok, so you wouldn't tell your mates how you got injured, but you can tell us... we won't laugh. Much.
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rob, Thu 2 Sep 2004, 10:25)
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A nasty accident in school...A year or so ago, I was locked in an upstairs lab at my secondary school. Some kid playing a prank (blah blah blah). Anyhow, I spotted a nice soft flower patch under the window. I leapt and landed perfectly safely. Not so much as a bruise.
Noone was there to see it though. As I bragged about it, they all wanted me to prove it was possible. I went into the very same lab, leapt out of the very same window towards my awaiting group of friends. I leapt with a little more gusto than last time and missed the flower bed.
Broke my left leg in 2 places and dislocated my right knee. And everybody was there to see it.
bugger
(, Thu 2 Sep 2004, 15:20, Reply)
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