Embarrassing InjuriesSometimes your mind isn't quite on the job in hand, the throes of passion get, well, passionate and something goes painfully wrong. Ok, so you wouldn't tell your mates how you got injured, but you can tell us... we won't laugh. Much.
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rob, Thu 2 Sep 2004, 10:25)
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mr burnsi got a carpet burn on my head, but it isn't for the embarrasing reason u probably all think. I fell out of bed. I was in my early twenties at the time so i thought id pretty much mastered the art of sleeping succesfully. Apperently not. it was a double bed as well.
The worst thing about the whole thing was that i woke up in mid air, and i was a little suprised to put it mildly. In fact somehow I managed to process the information of what was happening to me, realise there was nothing I could do about it, and think "boll..."
Actualy the worst thing about it was explaining myself in the pub the day after
(, Thu 2 Sep 2004, 16:44, Reply)
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