Family domestic
One christmas a few years back enjoying the free food and drink at the parents as you do it came to the time of opening the presents. Now in our family it used to be an unofficialy to mess with the presents, wrap a small one in big boxes or use 3 rolls of tape to make it impossible to get into etc... Well this year my younger brother had it sorted, grabbing a pen knife and whipping it out he made mince meat of the present wrapping and hay presto prezzie in seconds. In fact so fast was he my older brother them put up both hands in a surrender fashion saying dont hurt me in a comedic manner. Well obviously rising to thie my younger brother then starts jabbing at him and in a fantastic miss timing of fate stabs my older brother in the palm of his had a good 3/4 inch in. Que older brother shouting you fucking stabbed me and passing out on the sofa and gurgling (which was very cool, does that meake me weird?). Not bad enough on its own the worst part was mum and dad trying to convince the staff nurse and doc that no were not charvs, no its not a "domestic incident" no my brother doesnt want to inform the police it was an accident honest etc... Oh how we laugh now!
(Druss, Fri 3 Sep 2004, 13:57, Reply)