Embarrassing InjuriesSometimes your mind isn't quite on the job in hand, the throes of passion get, well, passionate and something goes painfully wrong. Ok, so you wouldn't tell your mates how you got injured, but you can tell us... we won't laugh. Much.
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rob, Thu 2 Sep 2004, 10:25)
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too many to mention
I am famous to my friends for my spectacular falls and scrapes. Amazingly I have never actually broken anything, the closest I got was a dislocated shoulder which I tried oh so manly-like to fix myself. I had been very very drunk and ran full pelt over a busy intersection. My friend was running with me and being just as drunk as I was he ran right in front of me. I managed an excellent somersault and landed on my shoulder. The next day gravity had decided to pound itself into my shoulder to the extent that I could hardly get out of bed or get dressed. A half bottle of whiskey later and I was ramming my poor beaten arm into the wall and screaming "Just like Indiana Jones!" I still haven't had it fixed so I must have managed to put some of the bone back in. I hope.
(, Sat 4 Sep 2004, 13:47, Reply)
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