Encounters with RoyaltyMy good friend Jonathan once had to entertain the Queen whilst she had her portrait painted. The night before he was panicking as he didn't know any clean jokes.
Have you met someone royal? Are you royal? We'd like your story...
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chthonic, Thu 3 Aug 2006, 15:06)
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The Queens poo - Part twoMaybe you could fashion the turd into a piece of neckware. Then you could pay enough dosh to the government and get a knighthood.
When you get knighted HM will obviously, seeing as she has to make a comment about you, gesture towards your strange bit of bling and will ask:
'That's an interesting necklace. What is it?'
You can reply:
'Your Majesty. It is one of your turds.'
(, Fri 4 Aug 2006, 16:57, Reply)
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