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My good friend Jonathan once had to entertain the Queen whilst she had her portrait painted. The night before he was panicking as he didn't know any clean jokes.

Have you met someone royal? Are you royal? We'd like your story...

(, Thu 3 Aug 2006, 15:06)
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princess margret, or anne....the one that is still alive
i met a year or so back. i was dressed up as a member of the gentry from around the time of the battle of trafalgar in a historical recreation scene at the international festival of the sea in portsmouth. anyway, she came down to see things, and she came over to say hello to me and this girl i was supposed to be marrying in this little reinactment. she then proceded to talk to the girl about my facial hair, which i think was a pair of long sideburns and a little jazzpatch, and concluded with saying 'well, i certainly wouldnt like to kiss him, good luck'.

nice one your highness, you certainly made my day with your pleasant manner! but i diddnt come away feeling too bad, by the end of the week the girl i was with had cheated on her boyfriend with me, so yah boo sucks to you, your maj, she was only too happy to dish out a few kisses. you cunt!
(, Fri 4 Aug 2006, 20:01, Reply)

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