Jamie Fucking Oliver
Tosser...fucking Tosser of the highest pedigree! First of all i bet is food tastes Shyte.Then he is a scruffy looking cunt who like to preach to people what they should eat,well if i could afford fucking smoked Salmon and rare T bone steak every meal i would fucking eat it!
Just the look at this tosser or mention of his name totally fucks me off!
(grimlock1975, Mon 8 Feb 2010, 23:56, 9 replies)

Smoked salmon, t bone steak? Because they're the only healthy foods? Most of Jamie Oliver's shows/books consist of reasonably cheap easy to prepare healthy meals, not ridiculously expensive stuff.

Mock him for his tongue that's bigger than cornwall, or his irritating mockney accent, but his work, particularly the stuff in schools, is a pretty good influence. I'm not a devoted fan, far from it, but he's better than twats like Ramsey. I think he's done pretty well for himself, and it's a credit to him that he goes (or went) around school canteens and the like, trying to do something positive.
(Apyadg, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 0:13, closed)

Indeed
His chorizo omelette was one of the things I cooked for t'bf before we were together and thus it contributed to my life amazingness.

His ingredients do suffer from the "Delia Effect" but the prices die down after the relevant tv series ends. It means you improvise: he made lamb shoulder a bit dearer but oddly lamb neck fillet became a lot cheaper at the same time...
(mmmm curry doesn't really understand this sig lark, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 0:28, closed)

^This.
Jamie Oliver started off cooking before he was 10, in the pub his parents run. He is a good, well-respected chef.

Yes, he talks like a pillock despite going to a very good private school, and his tongue is a bit thick. However, he can't help his looks, and if his efforts to get "chummy" with people means he can then talk to them about healthy, affordable eating, why the hell shouldn't he?
(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 10:20, closed)

OK... Where do I start?
I, not i. his, not is. shite, not Shyte (I can't be bothered to point out the rest of the errors).

Incidentally, being as he is a top chef, with successful businesses, he's probably a dab hand in the kitchen.

He is scruffy, and he does preach a bit, successfully. He does good things, particularly with schoolchildren and the homeless/disadvantaged. I'm particularly impressed with the way in which he staffed 'Fifteen'.

Most of his food is cheap, simple, healthy and tasty.
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Tue 9 Feb 2010, 5:54, closed)

I have eaten in one of his restaurants...
And the food was excellent, and no more expensive than in other high-end restaurants.

Also, 15, and the school dinners stuff are genuine attempts of his to do something nice. As someone above said, what has Gordon Fucking Ramsay done for anyone but himself?
(The Kwyjibo A big, dumb, balding North American ape., Tue 9 Feb 2010, 11:42, closed)

People actually defended this cunt well........fuck off twats! The only thing worse than Jamie Oliver are the cunts that like him.And the cunt who quoted my spelling mistakes just......................fcuk off!!
(grimlock1975, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 22:53, closed)

"People actually defended this cunt well........fuck off twats!"

Well, that told me, you shit-spewing bellend polisher.
(Apyadg, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 2:41, closed)

I didn't know Gordon Ramsey was a b3tan...

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 12:56, closed)

^^
This
(mmmm curry doesn't really understand this sig lark, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 13:12, closed)