Fears and Phobias
I'll level with you. I'm really freaked out by loose buttons. I'm fine while they're doing their job, but once they're free the evil bastards are a major threat to my life. Tell us what spooks you, and how you cope. Also: church bells, doner kebab salads, death.
( , Thu 11 Sep 2014, 17:18)
I'll level with you. I'm really freaked out by loose buttons. I'm fine while they're doing their job, but once they're free the evil bastards are a major threat to my life. Tell us what spooks you, and how you cope. Also: church bells, doner kebab salads, death.
( , Thu 11 Sep 2014, 17:18)
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I would write about 10,000 words on my fear of breakfast in bed but I won't.
Breakfast in bed is just plain fucking wrong.
( , Fri 12 Sep 2014, 9:15, 26 replies)
Breakfast in bed is just plain fucking wrong.
( , Fri 12 Sep 2014, 9:15, 26 replies)
And yet sticking your willy in another man's bottom is perfectly acceptable?
Broken Britain.
( , Fri 12 Sep 2014, 9:43, closed)
Broken Britain.
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I blame evolution or god. Why have the prostate gland where it is if it isn't for being prodded by cocks.
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If you are going to reference serial killers, there are plenty of homosexuals to choose from.
"If I had a hammer ..."
( , Fri 12 Sep 2014, 10:12, closed)
"If I had a hammer ..."
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I was trying to remember serial killers who referenced God in their work
Sutcliffe was the first one I thought of.
Was Dennis Neilson a God-botherer?
( , Fri 12 Sep 2014, 11:11, closed)
Sutcliffe was the first one I thought of.
Was Dennis Neilson a God-botherer?
( , Fri 12 Sep 2014, 11:11, closed)
I thought they all did, pretty much a given that Yahweh or B'jesus get a look in.
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When all you've got is a hammer
Everything looks like a prostitute.
( , Fri 12 Sep 2014, 12:15, closed)
Everything looks like a prostitute.
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Your mother never lived you, and your sexual partners view you as nothing more than a piece of meat.
Either that, or your just a cack-handed spazz, who can't eat the simplest of foods without showering the surrounding area with crumbs.
( , Fri 12 Sep 2014, 9:48, closed)
Either that, or your just a cack-handed spazz, who can't eat the simplest of foods without showering the surrounding area with crumbs.
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My mother LIVES me!
Most people I know get served breakfast in bed by their children on special occasions - as a treat! I see you prefer to refer to children as sexual partners.
( , Fri 12 Sep 2014, 9:52, closed)
Most people I know get served breakfast in bed by their children on special occasions - as a treat! I see you prefer to refer to children as sexual partners.
( , Fri 12 Sep 2014, 9:52, closed)
Curses!
And I'd have gotten away with it if I hadn't been meddling with kids!
( , Fri 12 Sep 2014, 10:06, closed)
And I'd have gotten away with it if I hadn't been meddling with kids!
( , Fri 12 Sep 2014, 10:06, closed)
James Bond had fresh figs, black coffee, and yogurt IN BED
you are clearly wrong
( , Fri 12 Sep 2014, 9:54, closed)
you are clearly wrong
( , Fri 12 Sep 2014, 9:54, closed)
Dr. Shambolic was naming the women in the bed, they weren't food items.
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I like an optional corner of jam in my partners.
But only if I'm mullered.
( , Fri 12 Sep 2014, 10:51, closed)
But only if I'm mullered.
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I'm not allowed to any more
For some unknown reason I can't see her posts anymore. That makes me sad, yet it immeasurably heightens my enjoyment not having to read her bullying when I come on here. Is that ignore? If so hurrah for ignore! Hurrah!
( , Sat 13 Sep 2014, 8:14, closed)
For some unknown reason I can't see her posts anymore. That makes me sad, yet it immeasurably heightens my enjoyment not having to read her bullying when I come on here. Is that ignore? If so hurrah for ignore! Hurrah!
( , Sat 13 Sep 2014, 8:14, closed)
I would write about 10,000 words on my fear of breakfast in bed but I won't.
Breakfast in bed is just plain fucking wrong. And it would still be less tedious than Skagras inarticulate prolix
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