My first loveI can't remember her name. Rebecca I think. We used to play monkeys in the rhododendron bushes at the edge of the big playground. She was lovely. We were 5.
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chthonic, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 10:31)
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First LoveMy second love was a preacher's daughter named Andrea. We had it good until I discovered she thought I was going to go to Hell for not being a Baptist. We broke up shortly after. We still hang out, and occasionally fool around. She's quite rough in the sack!
My third love was a crazy emotional chick who I stupidly decided to live with for a year. This was followed by a breakdown, breakup, get back together, breakup, get back together, and breakup. This time it's permanent. Since then she's become a mangy whore.
Sadly, I caught a fleeting glimpse of the love of my life this summer. Too bad she wouldn't have me.
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