Going Too FarEver had one of your mates go too far? Back when I was a teenager I went to stay with a friend in the country. We took his dog for a walk in some woods - which was fun.
We came across a breeding pen for the local pheasant shoot - which was interesting.
But then my friend broke into the cages, grabbed a pheasant, strangled it and proceeded to throw it around, only managing to rescue it from his dog's jaws seconds before a gamekeeper turned up to see what the hell was going on. Now, that was a bit too far...
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chthonic, Fri 10 Nov 2006, 14:11)
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partyi was at a party last yearwith some uni friends, and there were a bunch of germans there that were the biggest bunch of wankers i've ever met.
heres the cov
german: are you gay?
me: no, why?
german: in germany you have a gay haircut.
me: are you gay?
german: no why?
me: in england you have a gay nationality.
needles to say i was whisked away before i got battered, but on ym next visit to the toilet,
i pissed in the shampoos
pissed on all the toothbrushes (and in the holder)
pissed on a razor
put a full loo roll in the cistern
and pissed on the soap dispenser.
i woke up thinking that maybe i went a bit too far, this has remained a secret till today.
(, Mon 13 Nov 2006, 23:56, Reply)
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