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Forget the drunk bloke at the back yelling incoherent nonsense. Sometimes a well placed heckle can raise a mediocre act to a brilliant night out.
Tell us your best heckles and, if you are brave, the retorts that put you back in your place like the maggot you are.

(, Thu 6 Apr 2006, 13:13)
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Manic Street Preacher
I was at a gig in London when I notice that my friend is standing next to James Dean Bradfield at the bar.

Since the Manics sold out big style after 'The Holy Bible' I stood next to my friend and said loudly 'everyone wonders what happened to Richie but look at him, I think he ate him!'

My friend realises what I've done and quickly drags me away.

No idea if he said anything back or heard but I like to think he cried a little at night before purging himself thin.
(, Thu 6 Apr 2006, 19:47, Reply)

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