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Forget the drunk bloke at the back yelling incoherent nonsense. Sometimes a well placed heckle can raise a mediocre act to a brilliant night out.
Tell us your best heckles and, if you are brave, the retorts that put you back in your place like the maggot you are.

(, Thu 6 Apr 2006, 13:13)
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Mind games
Last year, I took the girlfriend to see Derren Brown at the Lowry theatre. During a tension builder to some mind reading an audience member calls out "Get on with it!" or some such useless comment. Brown quips back "I could have you wetting the bed for the rest of your life." I'm sure this is his stockline and uses it in pretty much every show but it still made us giggle like buffoons.
(, Sat 8 Apr 2006, 14:43, Reply)

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