I was already there half a year ago
Clydebank. It wasn't very nice.

Reason?

Was walking home, and decided to go through our busy shopping centre.

From 100 metres away I saw an old granny figure go half-way up an escalator and then falling backwards.

I wondered why she hadn't begun to ride back up the steps at about 50 metres.

At 20 metres I saw why:- her hair had become stuck in the handrail and was tugging at her.

At 10 metres I noticed her old lady hand was broken in quite a spectacular way, as was compounded by her terrified old lady shrieks.

At 3 metres I walked around, and used the stairs instead.

At no point throughout this did anyone press the stop button.

Throughout the entirety of this I had a repressed smile on my face and a titter laugh under my breath.

I really can be such an evil big sod.
(DeactivateThisDisaster No., Fri 12 Dec 2008, 14:06, 6 replies)

but
clydebank is such a lovely part of the world!
( ascorbate, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 14:43, closed)

Ah
Yes, when seen from space. Or possibly a missile silo?
(DeactivateThisDisaster No., Fri 12 Dec 2008, 15:53, closed)

oh
what a cunt *click
(TexasPete enjoyed being sexually molested by your Father on, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:19, closed)

Sad
But true.

I was going to be a doctor for a long time. ^_^
(DeactivateThisDisaster No., Fri 12 Dec 2008, 22:20, closed)

thats disgusting
you were in clydebank

and you didnt even thing to go through her handbag

slacker!
( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 21:02, closed)

Apft.
*RUMMAGE*
"This really isn't your day, is it?"
*RAPE*
:D
(DeactivateThisDisaster No., Mon 15 Dec 2008, 12:13, closed)