Not support as such
and possibly mentioned before, but utterly true...

~~lines of waviness~~back to early 90s~~beige keyboards & green screens~~

Many years ago I worked for a (tempera)mental old nutter. One day he was in his office behind the clear glass partition going absolutely raving batshit about something. He would have made Alex Ferguson, mid hairdryer rant, look pale and calm. Pens and cups were flying. Expletives were flying. PC almost went flying. After a couple of minutes, which seemed like longer in rage-time, came a cry for assistance.

"Get the FUCK in here, right fucking NOW!" he shrieks. He had a way with words, mostly like Chubby Brown on a sponsored curse-a-thon.

Wondering what I or someone had screwed up, I went in.

"Tony? What the hell's going on?"

"WHERE THE CUNTING FUCK IS THE BASTARD "A" ON THIS FUCKING BASTARD KEYBOARD?"
(randomstupidname would really like this signature field to be bigge, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 23:34, 4 replies)

below
the Q, fucking moron
(Lord Chode, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 23:41, closed)

Nope
Never used Q. All item codes started with "T", had "L", "M" or "R" then numbers, he never needed to use his solitary fat typing finger anywhere east of "T".

But "yes" to moron!
(randomstupidname would really like this signature field to be bigge, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 23:54, closed)

Cool
You could have told him to RTFK :-)
(_(_(_(_(_(_(_(_(_ =o.o=, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 14:52, closed)

In the end
I told him to FRO and quit
(randomstupidname would really like this signature field to be bigge, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 21:34, closed)