Wrong, wrong, wrong
OK. I'm psyching myself up to tell this story cos it brings back so many bad memories....

I was struggling a bit with the mortgage after my boyf moved out, so I thought I'd get a lodger. I'd advertised in a few places online, and made sure that potential housemates knew I was a gay guy - thought I'd get that bridge crossed and eliminate potential homophobes first off.

After speaking to a few people, I started chatting to an interesting guy called James (name changed cos I can't even bring myself to say his name) He was a professional guy, worked in a university as a lecturer and research scientist, polite etc etc.

He came round for a look at the room I was renting out, and he seemed really nice. A bit stand-offish, but ok. He wasn't an axe murderer or anything (I actually asked him if he was) and was gay too. Not my type at all, btw, and I was sort of seeing someone at the time anyway.

So - he moved in, and things were fine for a couple of months. He kept himself to himself, did his share of the housework etc etc - all perfect.

During this time, my new boyfriend was spending a fair bit of time round the house, and prob stayed there three nights a week or so.

For some reason, this started to piss James off, and weird things started happening. First off, one morning I went to the bathroom and found a 'soiled' full body rubber catsuit with rubber knee high boots hanging over the shower rail (http://www.libidex.com/images/garmentimages/large/extreme%20cat1a%20move.JPG - similar to this)
Oh-kay. Well, we're all into different stuff, so I let it go. Wasn't particularly keen about it hanging over the bath with god knows what dripping off it, but hey - I'm quite an easy going guy.

A couple of nights later, James was out for the evening. Me and the boyf were watching TV downstairs, and decided to get a DVD out. Going through our collection, we found one of James' DVDs. Porn... Well - we did what any other red-blooded male would've done and stuck it in the player.

Oh my god.

Scat porn.

Home made scat porn.

Home made scat porn made in my house.



We gave him a very wide berth after that - what could we do? Then it got weirder. We found all of his scat-porn accoutrements that started appearing in the bathroom (including a professionally made toilet seat that was on legs so that someone could lie underneath it whilst someone else sat on it), more rubber suits and waders, dildos and so on.

The final straw came when me and the boyf had been away for the weekend. We came back, and the coffee table was permanently marked. With the outline of a base of a dildo so large it'd make an elephant cry. This dirty bastard had been rogering himself silly on top of my coffee table with a monster dildo stuck to the surface.

We got rid soon after that, so he's gone (but the dildo mark remains - nothing will shift that bugger)

Now that was cathartic - needed to get that out of my system!
(coderboi, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 14:31, 3 replies)

Maybe
you should have sat on his custom toilet seat and got it out your system that way......



...and video'd it.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 14:37, closed)

I bet he
needed to get it out of his system too. Slowly, and veeeeery carefully.
(Rsoles, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 15:01, closed)

eeeew
...shudder
(coderboi, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 16:28, closed)