dawn french

( Fire & Forget it's the only way to be sure, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 22:31, 8 replies)

The 'Shake and Vac' lady
I'd, erm, shake her vac anytime.
( His Popiness the Hole Invaded Poland on, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 22:10, 4 replies)

Suzie Dent from Countdown, always nicer looking than Carol, and classier than the new numbers tart.
That said I don't think she's at all iffy. So maybe she doesn't count (ha ha)

I can EASILY crack one out in the 30 seconds time limit.
Der-der, der-der, diddly-der, SPLAT!
( Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 21:29, 2 replies)

Lesley Dunlop (second from the right) and
Fiona Fullerton (third from the right) in 'Angels' in a threesome with the KY and an enema kit please. "Ooooh nurse!"
www.tvcream.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/angels.jpg
(Roger Darce sold his birthright for a mess of pottage, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 21:18, 2 replies)

Is this just a free for all for discussing wank bank entries?
If so, then there are few things as delightful as stumbling across prime deposits. Much like getting out that ancient pair of jeans from your cupboard and discovering a wrap and a tenner in the pocket, occasional discoveries are both pulse racing and endorphin inducing.

Recently, a discarded pair of jeans came to me in the form of Home Alone 3. It must have been on in the background when I was ironing or something, but the first few minutes were playing out and then I spotted milf gold. Unadulterated milfy heaven.

That bit at the airport which sets up the spurious 'plot'. The woman in the gang- grade A deposit, right there. I now know she is called Rya Kihlstedt and has done little else of note. But for those of us that love beautiful brunettes- the first ten minutes of Home Alone 3.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 21:08, 4 replies)

female teachers
for some reason regardless of age and general level of attractiveness I always used to wank over teachers.

obvious lesbians, 55 year old fat women, anyone really. I think it's standard practice really but none of my mates admitted it, even though I'm sure they all had the same perversion.

also that tarbuck lady does have massive waps.
(anonymouse sitting in front of a screen since 1989, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 20:23, Reply)

Iffy crushes
my thumbs any harder I'll tell him where the sleeper cells are.
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 19:59, Reply)

Thomas Sangster
Who played Liam Neeson's stepson from Love Actually. He was luscious in Nanny McPhee as well.

Don't, you know, tell the wife or anything. Let's just keep it our little secret.
(judgetheobscure used to sweep in butchers' shops., Fri 7 Oct 2011, 19:54, 3 replies)

Jody Lynn O'Keefe-she was the many-tattooed satanist who milked Charlie Sheen dry on an episode of 2 &1/1 men(must have been a massive task!!) And played a hooker in Big Bang Theory-Im sure she has been on other things(Wish it were me! Fnar) but damned if I know what.JFGI.
And Liz Sladen, both as a teenage crush when she faffed around with Tom Baker, and in my/her maturer years in her own show as SJ.
(k655a, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 19:44, 1 reply)

When I was a teenager, I had a massive crush on Count Rochefort from Dogtanian
...actually, he still gets me going.
(IHateSprouts is baking a huge pie shaped like an enormous pie, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 18:56, 3 replies)

The ginger out of Girls Aloud.
She may be a carrot-minge but at least she is not orange-skinned like the other four bouffant slappers.
(Tugnut I got them all..., Fri 7 Oct 2011, 18:53, 1 reply)

Lorraine Kelly.
I reckon she'd be dead mucky. And that accent *quiver* I am a 27 year old lady. This is not appropriate.
(fuzzyjumpers savaged a lion on, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 17:55, 7 replies)

Attack of the Killer Tomatoes Cartoon
The Half Human / half tomato girl.

cdn.babble.com/famecrawler/files/2010/12/killertomatoes11.jpg
(Oobla, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 17:46, 2 replies)

Possibly the most iffy crush ever...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=EKF4HfwSsm0
( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 17:24, Reply)

Audrey Tautou
For half a thousand reasons.
But mainly for this brief scene in "Amelie"


( DukeEuphoria Comes highly reccomended, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 17:24, 4 replies)

rosalicious & baldmonkey
Sometimes he can be an annoying twat, but he cracks me up more often than anyone else here.

I haven't seen that much of rosalicious's posts, but there is something about the way she says things that makes me smile. In my head she's a cockney Amanda Knox.

So BM and rosie if you fancy meeting up gaz me, the rest of you pricks can shit right off.
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 17:14, Reply)

Foxy Knoxy
Without a doubt or hesitation.

Oh...and Elasti-Girl from The Incredibles....
(raysin, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 16:58, 7 replies)

Milkshake
No longer on our screens but while I doubt many would disagree with the lovely Naomi... I would have stirred a thickshake of my own for the slightly more womanly Beth.

Mmmmm.

Probably do wee Jen as well for the trio.

Derek would not be allowed to watch.
(fivetide, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 16:51, 7 replies)

i fancied inspector gadget's daughter
i still do actually
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 16:45, 4 replies)

Evil Edna
To make Zebedee jealous
(egg1, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 16:41, 3 replies)

Trying too hard.
If I was gay, which I most definitely am not and have never considered it, I have always been 100% hetrosexual since, like, before I even knew what hetrosexuality was. I mean, i came out of the womb and the first thing I did was put a tit in my mouth, and it wasn't my mothers it was the fit nurses! Phwoar. But IF I was gay, and I should stress I like milk milks and mimsies too much to be that way and I don't ever think about big, hard, glistening, gorgeous, tasty cocks between my lips spurting their salty goodness down my throat, but IF I was gay, I'd definitely let Rodney from Stargate Atlantis do me hard and deep for hours until I couldn't shit straight.


But i'm not gay.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 16:34, 7 replies)

I let my missus go on top.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 16:18, 9 replies)

Dobby from Peep Show anyone?
I still don't think I could crack one out about her, even if I had an armament of Corfu '06 photos
(El_diablo_blanco, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 15:59, 7 replies)

Me
When I was 14 I was not exactly attractive. Tall, stick thin, (I think the word is 'gawky'), greasy hair, terrible acne, wearing NHS specs (remember those?). Hobbies: recorder playing, listening to classical music, acting.

However I was the envy of every boy in the school because Liz, the most beautiful girl in the school, who was the spitting image of Hazel O'Connor, had inexplicably got a crush on me. She sent me a perfume-scented note expressing her desire for me, which I received in front of all the boys in my class, so everyone knew about it. Apparently it was all because she'd seen me in a school play, and liked my voice.

A meeting was arranged in the time-honoured manner: my mate asked her mate. We met, not behind the bikesheds but in the woods by the playing fields. I had never actually got this close to a girl before, so I was quaking with both fear and excitement. We talked, and held hands a bit (I was such a virgin that I got a stiffy just from doing that). I realised that she was very dim. She realized I was a spotty, boring tit. I went home.

I heard later that James from my class had been hiding behind a bush, watching us. When I walked off he went over to 'comfort' Liz, who appeared rejected. He ended up snogging her and getting a feel of her tits. Lucky bastard. I still fancy Hazel O'Connor.
(Smale is stuffed, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 15:58, 3 replies)

I quite liked the pineapple milkshake mix.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 15:44, 3 replies)

I must be the only one on the planet but
does anyone else find the Ginger one from Girls Aloud to be the best looking one?
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 15:40, 8 replies)

I once had a wank over a picture of Mary Whitehouse
/old joke
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 15:31, 1 reply)

I lost my heart
to a starship trooper
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 15:30, 1 reply)

Useless
I bought this USB gagdet for posting an answer just before a QOTW closes...
(ScousersPet, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 15:23, 4 replies)