Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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My mum's austrianHelping out some friends whilst cooking, having only just arrived in England, she didn't know how to say grating cheese.
Going back to school-time french, she then asked:
"Do you want me to rape the cheese?" in what I can only imagine was an Arnie-like accent. It was one of those moments where everyone just stopped talking and stared.
in french, to grate = raper (pronounced rappéh)
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morrybyte made a subtle namechange at, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 13:20,
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reallyhad to stifle the giggles at this when hearing the arnie voice say it
almost failed as well. a bit of a snort did escape
*click*
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 13:22,
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CHEESERAPE FTW!!!!That is all.
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