Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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from my mothers lipsMy mum was telling all us kids about how policemen were respected and feared by the youth of her day...
"When I was a kid a policeman fingered me and I shit myself!"
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one time i was with a female work colleague looking through photos of a recvent event...
her: "that guy looks like a beaver!"
me: "(noticing he was bald) ha! yes, a shaved beaver."
cue sniggering from the work placement lad.
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another occasion with a female work colleague...
her: "massages are great, they're really relaxing"
me: "ooh i dont know if i'd like it - i'd be stiff as a board for a start"
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on a first date, demonstrating my fatherhood potential...
"i've got three nephews, they're a good laugh, i like playing with little boys"
(, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 17:13, 1 reply)
*click*I would've too!
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