Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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One must always check one's undercarriage....Many years ago in a galaxy far,far away - or Leicester, to the uninitiated, a pathology class was dedicated to genitourinary tumours - lumps in one's undercarriage - and one particularly unremarkable specimen was asked to describe a disembodied nad, which happened to contain a rather large seminoma (not a pudding, btw).
Not really understanding the question, our hero looks flustered.
"Well, is it enlarged?" asked the lecturer.
"I dunno, I've nothing to compare it to..."
/ I'll get my scrote
(, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 8:13, Reply)
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