Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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Wedding RingAt my best mate's wedding recently. After the excitement of the registry office, and the tedium of the drive to the reception, we were all stood around in the marquee waiting for the guests to trickle in. Comments were made about the groom's wedding ring, and how it looked a little tight.
"If you want to know about a tight ring, ask my wife," he announced sagely, in front of all the parents and everything. It took some time for service to resume as normal.
(, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 13:34, 1 reply)
betterthan saying she had a loose one, surely?
(, Sat 14 Jun 2008, 2:57, closed)
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