Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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In my home town there's a landscaping company called "Hole Quest".
Gets me every time.
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Bongmaster Is a Junglist Soldier., Fri 13 Jun 2008, 13:43,
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there'sa construction company called "holemaster" here.
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baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 13:47,
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There'sAlso a fencing company who claim to be 'Erection Specialists'.
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Bongmaster Is a Junglist Soldier., Fri 13 Jun 2008, 13:49,
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GaydonWhenever we drive to my wife's parents we pass a sign to Gaydon on the motorway. Each and every time it makes me chuckle out loud. My wife thinks it makes me look like a 5 year old. I kind of agree.
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I knew some guyswho started a gardening company called Uphill Gardening
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 14:02,
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How could I forget!Hole Punch - Body Piercing Studio.
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Bongmaster Is a Junglist Soldier., Fri 13 Jun 2008, 14:13,
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