Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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Apparently we have the same...I was talking to a girl the other day who works in a pub my older brother frequents. We were going the same way home, just talking, when she says "Oh, you're Ben's brother aren't you?", to which I reply "Yeah". She promptly comes out with "I should have recognised you, you have the same knob!"
Stunned looks all round. Turns out she meant to say "nod", which is a pretty strange thing to say anyway.
(, Sat 14 Jun 2008, 12:11, Reply)
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