Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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Far too many to count.I'm a dentist, which does give a certain degree of latitude in the innuendular department. My favourites all come from little old ladies. The two finest:
1) "Ooh Mr Lenny.. I'm having terrible trouble masturbating with them new teeth you made me.."
I say it was an accidental innuendo. I hope she meant to say masticating. You never know..
2) "Ooh Mr Lenny.. I'm having terrible trouble with my front bottom.."
?? Would madam care to elaborate ??
"Oh yes. This front tooth at the bottom has been terribly painful.."
I don't know who was more relieved; me or her.
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