Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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London to BrightonA friend of mine who is of the homosexual persuasion recently completed the London to Brighton bike ride. Me and Mrs Elegante met him for a pint last night...
Mrs E: So Paul, been up to anything exciting lately?
Paul: Yeah, I did the London to Brighton cycle last weekend.
Mrs E: Wow! You must have such a sore bum!
Hilarity, of course, ensued (from me at least, they thought my sniggers were both immature and insensitive.)
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 8:42, 1 reply)
They were indeedinsensitive and immature, and well justified at that.
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Moey, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 10:07,
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