JobsworthsAll over the world there are little people following the rules and being arsey because, let's face it, it's fun.
Tell us about your experiences with petty jobsworths, or, if you are a petty jobsworth, tell us how much you get off on it.
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chthonic, Thu 12 May 2005, 9:53)
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Fucking Jobworths on Good FridayLast good friday, I was in the moooood for a smattering of Fish and Chips (Well, cod bites actually). Me and my brother walked into a suspiciously empty looking chip shop on the outskirts of sunderland, at around 2 'o' clock.
"Two Lots of Cod Bites please" - Sez I
"I'm not cookin any more fish today", sez the woman behind the counter. "Yer can have Cheese patty, or a jumbo sausage and chips"
"What yer havin then???" she asks frustratingly impolitely
"Fuckall" sez I, and walked out to find "Another Fucking fish shop!"
Maybe I'd had a hard day :)
(, Thu 12 May 2005, 16:16, Reply)
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