Pathological LiarsFriz writes, "I recently busted my mate who claimed to have 'supported the Kaiser Chiefs in 2001' by gently mentioning that they weren't even called that back then."
Some people seem to lead complete fantasy lives with lies stacked on lies stacked on more lies. Tell us about the ones you've met.
BTW, if any of you want to admit to making up all your QOTW stories, now would be a good time to do it.
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chthonic, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 12:17)
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'Friend' of the familyMy Mum used to have this mate who she met at church, seemed like a nice enough girl at the time. Anyway, she latched on to the old dear, who, being a friendly sort, accepted her friendship with open arms and would do anything for her. Said girl was always coming round ours and befriending my sisters whilst sewing the seeds of fabrication (Geddit?=) in their and my Mum's heads.
Anyway, she proceeded to talk about her boyfriend, who we'd never met, and inform us she was getting married. Mum duly received an invitation, along with the news that she was pregnant. This was all great news, or so we thought, until we got scan pictures, which were obviously not hers. She was skinny as hell and was in no way pregnant at all. Mum gave her the benefit of the doubt, until 3 or 4 months later when she came round with an album of baby pictures claiming it was premature, although the pics were quite distinctly of two different babies.. by this point, we had invitations to a fake wedding to someone who didn't exist and were starting to be just a little bit creeped out.
Mum being the kind person she is, decides to have a word with the parents of said girl and inform them of these strange circumstances, and that she indeed needs help of a psychiatric nature. Needless to say they had the blinkers on and changed the subject quickly, and said they weren't aware of any issues. The father had had plastic surgery to his face and was a bit of a strange looking health nut, whilst the mother was severely overweight.
Now, I guess she was a very needy person and craved attention from others, and as her family were clearly bonkers as well, she had no hope.
Sorry for creepy tone, I just feel that there are seriously some people out there with some serious issues, aside from the 'Billy Bulshitters' from school. Like the kid that had a helicopter land in his garden. He didn't have a garden. Has anyone seen a helicopter land on a balcony? No? Didn't think so. What a cuntface.
1st post.. 'Can I get a woop woop? Kids getting widdit'
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WelcomeWoop Woop!!!!
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As requestedwoop woop!
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