Pathological LiarsFriz writes, "I recently busted my mate who claimed to have 'supported the Kaiser Chiefs in 2001' by gently mentioning that they weren't even called that back then."
Some people seem to lead complete fantasy lives with lies stacked on lies stacked on more lies. Tell us about the ones you've met.
BTW, if any of you want to admit to making up all your QOTW stories, now would be a good time to do it.
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chthonic, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 12:17)
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My last bossA great guy, but he couldn't help but bend and break the truth. He used to work in computing and had his whole family believeing they were running "beta versions" of loads of software, something I also believed before one of my colleagues told me the truth. See a lot of this was about stuff that no one really has much reason to make up. As my employment continued I learned how to pick out the crap from the truth, mostly when he couldn't back anything up. However, it wasn't always that hard to figure out when lies included "I used to know Alan Sugar on a personal level", "Bill Gates used to personally take my calls" and my personal favourite: "I have two arseholes"
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Styxx hates when people talk in the third person, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 19:40,
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OMGwipes snot of laughter from face
"I have two arseholes"????
Ok, that wins,
goes off spluttering, "I have two arse holes" bwa ha ha, jesus!
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Haha,the second arsehole must be where his mouth is, the amount of shit that comes out of it.
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TwoArseholes!
If that punchline is ever topped, I'll be shocked.
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chart cat has an itch, Mon 3 Dec 2007, 13:23,
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