Lies Your Parents Told YouI once overheard a neighbour use the phrase "nig nog". I asked my father what it meant. As quick as a flash he said, "It's a type of biscuit. A bit like a hobnob." Can you beat this? BTW: We're keeping this thread open for an extra week as we're enjoying the stories so much.
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Dead RabbitsMy rabbit Fred (God rest his vicious little soul) died on the day we were going on holiday. I was well upset, my dad said he was going to give him an honorable rabbit funeral. I believed him and promptly forgot about it. I later found out that the bugger had wrapped Fred in a placky bag and chucked him in the bin.
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