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I once overheard a neighbour use the phrase "nig nog". I asked my father what it meant. As quick as a flash he said, "It's a type of biscuit. A bit like a hobnob." Can you beat this? BTW: We're keeping this thread open for an extra week as we're enjoying the stories so much.

(, Wed 14 Jan 2004, 13:29)
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Lying twunts
Till I was about nine, mine had me believing everything was black and white before 1940 and that's why their were no colour films.
Oh, and that I was the dogs child not theirs and was known as Fang. This ended abruptly when an Aunty [of the 'not your real aunty' variety] realised that at three years old I no longer responded to my real name.

I'll bury them eventually.
(, Fri 16 Jan 2004, 19:15, Reply)

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