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Groovypoodle writes, "My mate once told his girlfriend that he didn't think it was working only for her to laugh and tell him he was hilarious. Saying she was 'too weird' and 'slightly violent' and that he didn't like her was equally hilarious. Ripping off her wing mirror, throwing it through the windscreen
and storming off in a huff merely generated an apology from her a week later..."
Just how hard have you had to work to get someone to take the hint and stay dumped?
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One of my ex-boyfriends broke up with me by telling me he was gay. I thought it was the feeblest, most made-up excuse for dumping someone, ever.
He has a nice boyfriend of his own now. I put him off women for life. Go me!
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for how I turned someone gay ;-)
the aforementioned fuckbuddy
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heh! Yes, I remember reading that and thinking it was genius.
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as Rakky's story about offering a gay man a blowjob, in a crowded pub. With a loud voice.
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Oi, I resent that Fast Fingers. Just because I've been round the block a bit doesn't mean I have a wealth of QOTW stories...
...oh feck it, it probably does.
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Yeah, it sooo does. Look at us all listening with big rapt eyes and semis.
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I was referring to the rest of you. The big rapt eyes are mine.
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*practices a Kaol style frown*
*enjoys it, thus spoiling the frown*
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it has a furrow in it's forehead and a knife in it's hand. And it's fingers move really fast and it flirts with the laydeez!
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and woke up and most of the wimminfolk were tied up with string... Kaol's frown had gone, he looked rather pleased with himself though.
Al was over on the edge of the shelf with a mound of soil and his shovel in hand, there was a wimminfolk missing.
That's the last time I leave vodka on the doll shelf.
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I did once assault a pool table when I was on the vodka. I don't drink vodka anymore. It makes me shouty.
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wee'd myself when he presented Have I got News For You the other week.
My beard is nothing like as good as his.
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I missed the Blessed presenting Have I got news for you?
that sucks!
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Was the best telly of 2008
out of the three hours I have so far managed to watch
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or chosen to watch?
Only TV I've really watched is Scrubs and house. Other than that I mostly avoid it. Unless we rent a film. Or a good documentary.
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I'll try and remember to check it out
or in fact, use the clever virgin cable thing that I've got plugged into the telly for once and "catch up" with it
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and have been chuckling loudly!
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