posh bitch
a few weeks ago i was getting the train from worcester to london on a hot sunday afternoon. the train had no air conditioning which was pretty uncomfortable. at oxford, the train fills up to the hilt.. people standing in every free bit of space.

not long after leaving oxford, a woman barges her way through from the carriage behind mine.

i must pause to comment a little on what exactly she was wearing for it was a fairly hideous outfit. she was wearing all pink which is never good but to add insult to injury she had on a tiny floaty sarong thing which did her lumpy cellulitey thighs no favours. stretched across her breasts was the statement "grumpy but gorgeous". grumpy she was but gorgeous? far from it.

anyway, she starts making a fuss. she's trying to get through to first class to get away from the, and i quote "oiks and commoners". but sadly she can't get through as there is a man blocking the way with his bike. he can't move it as there are too many people in the carriage. he tells her she can climb over but she doesn't want to.

she literally started screaming at everyone. a couple of chavvy girls took offence and started arguing with her which only got her more riled up. she started calling one of them "colleen mcloughlan lookalike, not".

then came the mentions of how much she had spent on her education. £25,000 if you're interested. at first people were just annoyed. it was hot and stuffy and here was this posh bitch screaming at us. but after a while of her ranting and occasional demands to the man with the bike to move, people started to laugh. by the time we reached the next station, the whole carriage was in hysterics. when she finally moved on, we saw her off with a round of applause.

apparently she didn't get far though. we were informed that she was held up in a similar fashion in the next carriage. pretty awful at the time but ended up being pretty funny.

length? you try enduring her.
(jeaneye, Fri 30 May 2008, 2:09, Reply)