When working as a barmaid...
I was being hassled by a drunken moron of a scally. He was becoming increasingly aggressive (I even had to close the hatch - we never closed the hatch) and I was starting to worry.
Then he started his rant. There were no gaps between his words, so it was a bit like that Pepsi advert, you know the one: "lipsmackinthirstquenchin" etc etc.
"Eh you ye bitch I know it was you who refused me that drink I saw ye go up ter the manager before pretendin you wuzn't talkin bout me but ye was I should jump over that baaaar and do you in ye know ye fucking bitch you look like Uma Thurman in Pulp Fiction THAT'S A COMPLIMENT BY THE WAY ye snotty fuckin who d'ye think yer aaaare"
and then he left.
I didn't thank him for the compliment. I was too stunned.

Have you noticed that 'barmaid' comes up as 'carnage' on predictive text.

That was my first post. Go easy on me. Or don't. That might be fun too...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 10:31, 7 replies)

haha
i won a cd on piccadilly key 103 by being tragic enough to ring up and recite that lipsmackinthirstquenchingreattastinmotivatingoodbuzzincooltalkinhighwalkingfastlivingevergivingcoolfizzing... pepsi bollocks!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 10:39, closed)

I am
very impressed. I had to stop at thristquenchin!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 10:43, closed)

i have a very sad
photographic memory for shit like that.

anything that happened at work yesterday? total blur!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 10:58, closed)

Have a click for your trouble
and have a second click for looking like Uma Thurman.
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Fri 6 Feb 2009, 11:42, closed)

Thanks Riddler
much appreciated!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 11:57, closed)

Keep up the posting :)

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 15:35, closed)

uma thurman you say?
fancy a drink? :P
(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 16:16, closed)