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Tell us your best ever puns - get them out of your system now and let's not see them again.

Suggested by MatJ

(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 12:52)
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The tale of the Purple Hunter
One day the purple hunter was prowling through the purple forest, looking through his purple eyes for the purple prey which he would shoot with a purple arrow from his purple bow.

'Alas! Purple!' he cried when the purple soldiers of the purple king came across him unexpectedly.

'And purple to you sir; you are proper purpled now! For only the purple king is allowed to hunt the purple game of the purple forest', spoke the soldiers.

So the purple soldiers took the purple hunter to the purple castle where the purple king reigned. And the purple king was right unhappy to hear of such crime in the purple kingdom, and after the merest hint of a trial the purple hunter was sentenced to spend many long purple years in the purple dungeon.

The purple guards took the purple hunter down the purple stairs and used the purple key to open the purple door of the purple prison cell. The leader of the purple guards looked the purple hunter in the eyes and gestured towards the empty cell, saying:





'Indigo'
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 10:41, Reply)

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