Rogues, Villains and Eccentrics
My current toilet book is Brewer's classic encyclopedia of the same name, listing some of the great British nutters down the ages. Let's create a B3TA version based on the dodgy people you've met
( , Thu 27 Sep 2012, 13:43)
My current toilet book is Brewer's classic encyclopedia of the same name, listing some of the great British nutters down the ages. Let's create a B3TA version based on the dodgy people you've met
( , Thu 27 Sep 2012, 13:43)
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Back when I worked at the hospital I had to visit someone in the Cardiology department
There was an old chap sitting in the waiting room, accompanied by an HCA.
"Excuse me" he said, ever so politely, as I walked past him. I turned to respond and his face contorted into a mask of absolute terror; he screamed at top volume as if all the demons of hell were cutting his arse off & dipping it in vinegar.
I was fairly taken aback, as I'm sure you can imagine. As I tried (in vain) to placate him, the HCA smiled, told me not to worry and whispered something in the man's ear which silenced him instantly
( , Sat 29 Sep 2012, 9:20, 6 replies)
There was an old chap sitting in the waiting room, accompanied by an HCA.
"Excuse me" he said, ever so politely, as I walked past him. I turned to respond and his face contorted into a mask of absolute terror; he screamed at top volume as if all the demons of hell were cutting his arse off & dipping it in vinegar.
I was fairly taken aback, as I'm sure you can imagine. As I tried (in vain) to placate him, the HCA smiled, told me not to worry and whispered something in the man's ear which silenced him instantly
( , Sat 29 Sep 2012, 9:20, 6 replies)
you weren't wearing a Slipknot t-shirt at the time were you?
:-)
( , Sat 29 Sep 2012, 16:23, closed)
:-)
( , Sat 29 Sep 2012, 16:23, closed)
"Quiet, Mr Lyon
or nurse will have to give you her Special Treatment again. You don't like the Special Treatment, do you, Mr Lyon? Well, behave yourself then."
( , Sun 30 Sep 2012, 16:47, closed)
or nurse will have to give you her Special Treatment again. You don't like the Special Treatment, do you, Mr Lyon? Well, behave yourself then."
( , Sun 30 Sep 2012, 16:47, closed)
I pay good money for Nurses Special Treatment
bloody NHS scroungers.
( , Sun 30 Sep 2012, 18:08, closed)
bloody NHS scroungers.
( , Sun 30 Sep 2012, 18:08, closed)
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