Eyesight fail
When I was in college, my maths lecturer had really bad eyesight, not blind, but pretty close. Upside of this was various comedy moments such as writing on the wall by mistake instead of the whiteboard, and watching him trying to negotiate the tables and chairs while walking around the room.

Anyway, one day we were all sat down waiting for him to arrive, about 10 minutes after the lesson had started we were all getting excited at the prospect of no-one turning up and getting the next 45 minutes free. At this point in walks the caretaker for the college with a message "Pete has fallen down the stairs on the way to the lesson and has been taken home".

Queue 'Awww' and sad faces from everyone there, apart from me that is, I'm desperately trying (and failing) to hold back my laughter!

One of those moments where you really know you shouldn't laugh, but you just can't help it :p Also one of those moments where you really had to be there, but I'm post it anyway since I've written it now!
(tool, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 21:33, 3 replies)

Wow.
In a week full of Schadenfreude, it takes a truly special kind of person to sound like such a cunt. But congratulations, you did it.
(tuqueboy has been in a medically -induced coma since, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 22:20, closed)

this

(El Fandango carved a big EF onto his nemesis' doublet on .., Fri 18 Dec 2009, 23:46, closed)

I concur with the above
You're a grade A Cunt. But not an amusing comedy cunt, a socially inept friendless cunt.

Have a nice day!
(The Boy Monders I have ginger bits in my beard., Tue 22 Dec 2009, 15:19, closed)