Poor The Ladies..

First one I can remember is when I woke up looking out of my open 3rd story bedroom window. Then there was the one where I was trying to get through the secret door, and woke up to find myself trying to walk through the wall.

It gets worse.

I woke up my GF, to demand why she had taken her mask off, as the people will know her secret identity.

Different GF, first night sleeping together, leapt out of bed, and dragged her off onto the floor as the green men from under the bed, were trying to drag her down into their dark kingdom. I felt the hero, she felt her bad back the next day.

Different GF (can you blame them?) - Told her not to touch the Duvet as it was live, as the wires had come out of the lightbulb and were sparking on the bed. Then got very cross with her when she did touch the duvet.."ARE YOU FUCKING DEAF WOMAN?"

This doesn't include the other conversation sand walking about I have done, the hiding under the duvet due to the ghosts/old people etc, and the grabbing at things in mid air.

In my defence I have never pissed anywhere out of the ordinary while sleepwalking, and have never hurt anyone (apart from the bad back..sorry helen)
(Rockster77, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 10:10, Reply)