SleepwalkingA friend of mine once cooked an entire meal for two in her sleep, ate the lot and washed-up before going back to bed.
She has also awoken to find herself naked, on a fire escape in Fulham, confronted by two burly - and not to mention excitable - officers of the Metropolitan Police.
She doesn't even live in Fulham.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Wed 22 Aug 2007, 22:21)
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Im a mad arse sleepwalker!Ive been a chronic sleepwalker since i was a bub, ive done some pretty awesome things too.
I once got up, took the doona into the bathroom, folded it up perfectly and put it in the bath... and pissed all over it.
My boyfriend came out to see why the doona was gone, saw what i had done and guessed that i was sleepwalking. He went to gently coax me back to bed and when he touched me, i spun around, grabbed his wang and shoved him over so that he was hanging from my hand by his old fella... suffice to say i was treated with more respect on my sleep walking adventures after that.
(, Thu 30 Aug 2007, 7:10, Reply)
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