Stuff You've OverheardAre you a nosey bastard who likes earwigging other peoples conversations? What's the best you've ever heard? From terrorist plots to intimate details of other peoples sex lives. We want to hear it all.
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rob, Wed 9 Jun 2004, 23:27)
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In school a while back...In physics lesson, we were being taught about properties of solids, and some guy pipes up "So does that mean jelly is elastic?".
teacher says, "Actually it's brittle."
Student "But doesn't it depend on what kind of jelly it is?"
Teacher "What other kinds of jelly are there?"
Clue class suddenly goes silent as always happens whenever someone says something amusing, a mate leans over to me and says quite loudly (note: all boys school)
"KY JELLY".
Class proceeds to piss themselves laughing.
(, Thu 10 Jun 2004, 12:10, Reply)
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