You do what?
Without doubt, the best thing I've ever overheard was when I was working for a broadcasting corporation. I was walking past the dressing rooms for guests, of which Reef were to be occupying. I wanted to get their signature on a couple of CD's I had so was walking past quite regularly.
Eventually they arrived, and I sauntered towards their door, CD's in hand, eager to amuse them with my jokes. For some reason, I started listening to what they were saying "And yeah man, I never use toilet paper at all! I just poo in the shower, it's so much easier! Well, you never have to wipe your arse again!"

I walked on, pissing myself. The CD's were never signed.

/Edit, oh an another snigger worthy point, I was once in Woolworths with my girlfriend at the time, when an old man standing next to us let of the wettest sounding fart of all time, followed by "oh no, not again". He shuffled of with me quite openly pointing and laughing at him!
(stav999999, Fri 11 Jun 2004, 12:35, Reply)