Stupid TouristsWhat's the stupidest thing you've ever heard a tourist say? Ever heard an American talking about visiting "Scotchland, England", or (and this one is actually real) a Japanese couple talking about the correct way to say Clapham is actually Clatham, as "ph" sounds are pronounced "th". Which has a certain logic really. UPDATE: Please, no more Loogabarooga stories. It's getting like, "and I opened my eyes and my mum had left me a cup of tea!"
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chthonic, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 16:31)
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At the WTC wreckage siteAmerican: Sure takes your breath away, doesn't it?
Scouser: Yeah; it changed the world.
American: That's a strange accent, buddy; where you from?
Scouser: Liverpool.
American: What state's that in?
Scouser: About the same state as this...
Okay, so it's not a story, it's a crap joke. Shiksa; it has to be said, it's a lot of big talk from a bunch of people who're guilty of, after all, being ENGLISH TOURISTS. Grimacing, humourless, fat ugly old bastards* or sweaty, drugged-up chavs swapping diseases on a Spanish island.
* I'm probably one of the former.
(, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 18:43, Reply)
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