For my first and last party
I had it all planned for a week or more beforehand, I had borrowed the £200 speakers off my friend Dave, I had collected £100 for booze that would be available at my actual house but told most people to bring their own..

The party began about 7 with about 20 people there, by 9 that number had doubled and by this time everyone was a little bit intoxicated, this is where things started to go a little crazy. The lampshade from the self constructed "dance room" was ripped down and subsequently worn as a hat. My bin which was half-arsedly used to put some of the bottles in was thrown outof the back window into my garden. Floorboards went missing. The banisters were coming away from the stairs.

A girl got to the party and immediately passed out and slept in a room by herself for 4 hours missing most of the party. In the morning her knickers were missing.

In the bathroom, a chunk of enamel was missing from the sink and a girl was passed out in the bath... with a colander on her head.

In my bedroom i didn't want anyone going in so i just had a couple of friends in there talking, and if anyone tried to come in they would yell "WE'RE HAVING SEX!".. most people left pretty quickly.

Upstairs someone decided to throw everything out of one of the rooms into the garden. Instead of manually going into the garden and bring stuff up.. i got one of my friends to stand in the garden and throw it all back up neighbours watching would have been amazed to see chairs, planks of wood and a buddha statue flying up to the top floor window with a hardly sober guy catching.

There were footprints on the tables from the dancing.. i was leaning against the wall with some girl, and she left and another girl took her place.. apparently i didnt even notice.

The kitchen floor changed colour from all the spillages, just walking in there would cause you to fall straight on your ass.

Crazy times, apologies for the (incredibly long) length
(Black sky No accidents since, Thu 13 Apr 2006, 20:53, Reply)